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Guglhupfed adj. Slowed by drink to a gentle, yeasted rotation between bed, kitchen and the next glass of water. Stephenson was Guglhupfed, making three patient circuits before reaching the bathroom. Guglielmited adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which resurrection seems a reasonable explanation for waking on the sofa. Tawaina was Guglielmited, treating the sofa as a temporary resting place before a promised return. Guhaynaed adj. Still drunk, and navigating the morning by landmarks whose relevance ended with the previous evening. Makela was Guhaynaed, following the bus route by yesterday's pub landmarks. Guiana dolphinned adj. Drunk in a way that sends you surfacing repeatedly for water, then disappearing beneath the duvet. Jason-lee was Guiana dolphinned, appearing at the kitchen door before submerging under a blanket. Guianan cock-of-the-rocked adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you perched proudly, brightly awake, and quite unable to descend. Markeyla was Guianan cock-of-the-rocked, balanced on the armchair and refusing assistance. Guianan slaty antshriked adj. Drunk to the extent of issuing small, repeated complaints from behind the curtains. Traveon was Guianan slaty antshriked, objecting softly to daylight from beneath the duvet. Guiananned adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's map has acquired a coast, an interior, and no route home. Valere was Guiananned, studying the route to the bathroom as though surveying an unfamiliar territory. Guianesed adj. Drunk on the strength of a remote conviction that water is somewhere beyond the next shoreline. Waren was Guianesed, staring towards the tap as though it lay across an ocean. Guibertined adj. Drunk since last orders, and now defending a vanished doctrine to the kettle. Duran was Guibertined, arguing quietly with the kettle about principles neither could recall. Guickwared adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself governor of a room that has not recognised the appointment. Ibrahiim became Guickwared and attempted to reorganise the pub's seating constitution. Guicowared adj. You are drunk and treating the possession of a waistcoat as evidence of sovereign legitimacy. Kadeejah was Guicowared, conferring titles upon strangers in the queue for the lavatory. Guidonian handed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reading the fingers as though they were notes in a difficult scale. Maille was Guidonian handed, assigning every finger a pitch while attempting to butter toast. Guignet's greened adj. Still drunk, and displaying a synthetic brightness that the grey morning cannot quite remove. Shazaria was Guignet's greened, vividly cheerful beneath the unflattering light of the kitchen. Guildfordianed adj. Too drunk to navigate the morning without treating every familiar street as a separate Surrey municipality. Jaquayvion was Guildfordianed, taking local directions from a bus shelter and arriving nowhere useful. Guilfordianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to confuse a Connecticut suburb with the bathroom and remain persuaded until lunchtime. Catasha was Guilfordianed, asking which road led to the bathroom from inside the bathroom. Guilfordited adj. Having drunk enough to become a resident of the morning's least accessible corner. Halsten was Guilfordited, established beneath the table and unwilling to discuss relocation.