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Guillelmited adj. Drunk and retreating from sensible decisions into a private cell of certainty. Kymani became Guillelmited and declined the taxi, preferring a solemn walk through the rain. Guilleminned adj. Drunk to the point where a modest suggestion becomes a solitary rule of conduct. Leviathan got Guilleminned and reorganised the queue according to principles nobody had requested. Guimet's blued adj. Drunk enough to mistake every blue surface for an improvement requiring immediate application. Ocasio became Guimet's blued and painted the noticeboard a convincing shade of unnecessary blue. Guinea arrowrooted adj. Drunk past the point of mistaking crispness for competence and sweetness for a plan. Hinna was Guinea arrowrooted and proposed serving the crisps as a formal supper. Guinea corned adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a grain is not, in fact, a substitute for sound judgement. Lauralai became Guinea corned and ordered a sack of grain for the after-party. Guinea deered adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small animal's evasiveness seem an excellent negotiating strategy. Cisely went Guinea deered and slipped between tables whenever anyone mentioned the taxi. Guinea grassed adj. Drunk, with the result that every available surface seems suitable for planting a large perennial. Marissah got Guinea grassed and began allocating flowerbeds to the pub's bar stools. Guinea peached adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every soft-coloured object as a promising diplomatic opening. Jaethan went Guinea peached and complimented the landlord's face as though presenting a medal. Guinea peppered adj. Drunk on the strength of a little heat, and prepared to season every decision accordingly. Jabeen became Guinea peppered and added black pepper to the landlord's glass of water. Guinea plummed adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to regard distant fruit trees as personal responsibilities. Karetha was Guinea plummed and volunteered to inspect every orchard within walking distance. Guinea sorrelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a sharp drink excuses a sharper opinion. Abygaelle became Guinea sorrelled and reviewed the landlord's cocktails with botanical precision. Guinea wheated adj. Drunk by closing time, and mistaking a field of maize for a reliable source of counsel. Pnina went Guinea wheated and asked the roadside crop which way the station lay. Guinea worm diseased adj. Still drunk, and proceeding through the evening with the steady certainty of something impossible to dislodge. Creel remained Guinea worm diseased and attempted the same locked door for twenty minutes. Guinea-Bissauaned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a national label from an instruction, and now following it confidently. Uria became Guinea-Bissauaned and searched the pub map for a country-sized exit. Guineamanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to take command of an imaginary vessel and choose an unnecessarily ambitious route. Mikiel got Guineamanned and steered the office chair towards the coat cupboard. Guineaned adj. Having drunk enough to treat an unmarked road as unexplored territory requiring immediate leadership. Hasaam became Guineaned and led everyone confidently towards a car park they had just left.