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Guinnessed (/ˈɡɪnɪsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the glass can reasonably explain, yet continuing to offer explanations. Irany was Guinnessed and blamed the crooked photograph on an architectural defect. Guipuzcoaned adj. Of a drinker who has made the sofa his settled territory and the kitchen a distant prospect. Darcus was Guipuzcoaned, firmly established beneath the sitting-room blanket. Gujaratied (/ˌɡʊd͡ʒəˈrɑːtid/) adj. The state of being drunk and converting one confident identification into a complete theory of the evening. Raniera was Gujaratied, assigning every pub regular a precise regional explanation. Gujaratinessed adj. A drinker who has made misplaced certainty feel like an established quality of being. Nachman was Gujaratinessed and delivered firm conclusions on a subject first mentioned at midnight. Gujared adj. You are drunk and treating an ordinary journey as an expedition for which you alone possess the route. Deyanna was Gujared and led the group confidently into the staff corridor. Gujered adj. Of a drinker: confidently reviving an obsolete label for a decision already beyond revision. Dyllis became Gujered and amended the birthday card after everyone had signed it. Gujjared adj. A drinker so far gone that a confident guess now outranks the sign directly in front of them. Alyric got Gujjared and directed the taxi towards a building he had mistaken for the station. Gulaged adj. Drunk beyond voluntary mobility, confined by the walls and the terms of the evening. Kasani became Gulaged beside the radiator and remained there until closing. Gulf War illnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen presents several unrelated symptoms, all chronic and none improved by water. Tyanne was Gulf War illnessed, reporting fatigue from the sofa and requesting water in stages. Gulf War syndromed adj. Drunk to the extent of developing a persistent collection of domestic complaints after the last glass. Aja was Gulf War syndromed, with the sofa, the lights and the water all presenting separate difficulties. Gulf fritillaried adj. Drunk on the strength of a bright orange appearance and a determined flutter between sofa and kitchen. Sherrylynn was Gulf fritillaried, making bright unsteady circuits between the sofa and the tap. Gulfizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually replacing every unfamiliar household task with a local solution. Chari was Gulfizationed and appointed herself to manage the kitchen according to local requirements. Gullahed (/ˈɡʌl.əd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and belonging to the household mainly by remaining near its best chair. Lilymarie was Gullahed by closing time, settled into the sofa with one hand near the water. Gulled adj. Drunk by the third round, and backing the wrong side of the kitchen argument with quiet loyalty. Jatorria was Gulled by three rounds and defended the kettle as though it played for Torquay. Gumazed adj. Too drunk to assign anyone a category, including yourself, while quietly accepting the nearest glass of water. Gevan was Gumazed, declined classification and accepted the glass of water without further discussion. Gumbel distributioned adj. Still drunk, and arranging the household around whichever object has reached the greatest or smallest possible position. Kaishawn was Gumbel distributioned, placing the tallest glass and shortest spoon beside the sofa.