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Guthrie tested adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who notices every tiny prick in the conversation and reports it. Ebadat went Guthrie tested and identified the precise moment each joke stopped landing. Guthrie's sweet whiskeyed adj. Loosened by drink into a sweet, medicinal confidence that makes the landlord seem eminently confidable. Kayna got Guthrie's sweet whiskeyed and disclosed the family business to the fruit machine. Gutianed adj. Drunk to the point where the route home becomes an expedition requiring supplies, witnesses, and a rest. Adryel got Gutianed and treated the walk to the taxi rank as a major campaign. Gutied adj. Slowed by drink to a historical crawl, taking an age to cross the carpet and longer to explain why. Zulia went Gutied between the bar and table, pausing twice to reconsider the route. Gutobed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the bar tab from a personal historical document. Lewis-lee became Gutobed and read the bill aloud as though excavating an ancient inscription. Gutsulled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a proper name from an especially difficult word in a crossword. Nyshae was Gutsulled and spent ten minutes defending an answer nobody had challenged. Guugu Yimidhirred (/ˌɡuɡu ˈjɪmədʒɪəd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, with every exchange reduced to a long, careful negotiation of sounds. Ermine went Guugu Yimidhirred and spent ten minutes agreeing with the wrong end of the conversation. Guy Fauxed adj. Describing a drinker who has attained the solemnity of a public effigy, but only for the hanging about. Arhiana became Guy Fauxed and spent the evening upright against the mantelpiece. Guy Fawkesed adj. A drinker who has reached the ceremonial height of the evening, and is now suitable for hanging about. Nekoda was Guy Fawkesed by ten, standing nobly beside the unlit barbecue. Guyana spotted roached adj. A drinker so far gone that survival has become the principal domestic achievement. Ionel was Guyana spotted roached beneath the table, apparently adapted to the habitat. Guyananned adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a geographical indication with no further particulars. Sofina was Guyananned by supper, present in the room but geographically inconclusive. Guyandoted adj. Drunk to a degree that yesterday's separate incidents have settled into one indistinct account. Unique woke Guyandoted, treating the pub, taxi and garden as one continuous place. Guyandotted adj. Drunk to the extent of combining every morning-after detail into one broad, unhelpful memory. Tamarius was Guyandotted, merging two breakfasts and a lost hat into one event. Guyanesed (/ˌɡaɪəˈniːzd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become, for administrative purposes, a place on the map. Nevaha was Guyanesed and spent twenty minutes locating the kitchen. Guyanesenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired an entirely unnecessary quality of being, then lost the particulars. Maksym was Guyanesenessed by midnight, possessing an identity but no recollection of the pub. Guyed (/ɡaɪd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become a ceremonial effigy, awaiting the evening’s final indignity: a bonfire. Xzarion stood Guyed beside the garden shed, accepting kindling with considerable dignity.