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Guzarated adj. Reduced by drink to a person of dignified antiquity, chiefly concerned with finding the lavatory. Anthonymichael was Guzarated before pudding and addressed the waiter as though appointing a governor. Guzerated adj. Softened by drink into a venerable figure whose grandest expedition is to the taxi rank. Batsheva was Guzerated by eleven, speaking nobly of the short walk home. GvHD'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a hostile internal committee, chiefly debating whether another round is compatible with survival. Latysha was GvHD'd and conducted an acrimonious review of the buffet. Gwenoed adj. Loosened by drink into an assembly of opinions, none of which can be persuaded to leave. Sara was Gwenoed by midnight, accompanied by several views on the coat stand. Gwich'inned adj. Emboldened by drink to address the household furniture as though it had requested a speech. Williadean became Gwich'inned and delivered a toast to the umbrella stand. Gwitchinned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a simple goodbye acquires historical significance. Kadiedra was Gwitchinned and took eleven minutes to put on one shoe. Gyalronged adj. Drunk to the point where every utterance requires a separate interpreter and a lie-down. Nyaire was Gyalronged by midnight and addressed the lampshade in several registers. Gyeongju breaded adj. Drunk enough to mistake a modest sweet bun for the culmination of civilisation. Harrison-john was Gyeongju breaded and praised the pastry as a national monument. Gymnesiansed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining on the mainland, though still unable to cross the room. Iben was Gymnesiansed, marooned between the sofa and the drinks table. Gyred adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating on a timescale too large for ordinary explanations. Teslyn was Gyred and said the taxi would arrive within the next billion years. Gyrwased adj. Drunk, with the result that the floor becomes a fen and the furniture a distant settlement. Edmon was Gyrwased by midnight, navigating the carpet as though it were marshland. Gzhelled adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the face a distinguished glaze and the conversation a blue-and-white simplicity. Shanisha was Gzhelled by pudding, polished in appearance and unable to find the pudding. g flatted adj. You have drunk enough to bring every conversation down to a lower register. Shaaliyah got g flatted and discussed the weather as though announcing a verdict. g forced adj. You have drunk enough to experience the breakfast journey as several times your ordinary weight. Raishaun was g forced, descending the stairs as though each step had its own gravity. g sharped adj. Too drunk to maintain the note expected of you, and inclined towards the adjacent one. Yuliette was g sharped before the chorus and entered with admirable, misplaced confidence. g sted adj. Of a drinker who has knitted the whole evening in alternating rows of advance and retreat. Margreta was g sted, knitting and purling her way between the bar and the cloakroom.