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gFOBT'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning requires a test for what cannot visibly be found. Kirsty-ann was gFOBT'd, submitting the empty glass as evidence of the evening. gOxed adj. Drunk to the point where the atmosphere seems to require additional oxygen. Raylon became gOxed and requested ventilation for the conversation. gRNA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision receives precise instructions from an invisible guide. Alzahra got gRNA'd and corrected the table's route to the toilets. gSigned adj. The condition of a drinker who communicates entirely by gestures once the morning's words have failed. Rabihah was gSigned, pointing solemnly at the coffee and then at the clock. gTLD'd adj. Drunk in a way that assigns every person at the bar a top-level domain according to apparent purpose. Fareeda got gTLD'd and classified the pub’s occupants by organisation before ordering another round. ga-gaed adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes enclosed by the day's boundaries and treats breakfast as dodgeball. Anairis was ga-gaed, ducking behind chairs whenever anyone approached with toast. gabaculined adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose morning inhibition will not resume, however much tea is administered. Kevanna was gabaculined, speaking with alarming certainty before breakfast. gabagooled adj. Loosened by drink into a soft, folded person whose recovery resembles cold sliced meat. Alleene was gabagooled, draped over the sofa and accepting toast by hand. gabapentenoided adj. Drunk and blocking every available route back into ordinary morning conversation. Dnaya was gabapentenoided, refusing each conversational channel with a solemn nod. gabapentined adj. Emboldened by drink to tell the morning precisely what happened, despite remembering only the ending. Roxxane was gabapentined, recounting the taxi journey with unsupported confidence. gabapentinned (/ˈɡæb.əˌpɛn.tɪnd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where making tea becomes a prolonged neurological consultation. Giankarlo was gabapentinned, watching the kettle boil as though it required supervision. gabapentinoided adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's signals are damped before reaching the person concerned. Zakhi was gabapentinoided, hearing the alarm only as a distant suggestion. gabaraged adj. Drunk enough to be packed around the morning's loose contents, coarse, serviceable and difficult to unfold. Raewyn was gabaraged around the sofa, containing several unanswered messages. gabardined (/ˈɡæbəˌdiːnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of noticing the morning's diagonal seams, or which side of the cloth is outward. Savannahgrace was gabardined, wrapped in a coat and sleeping across the ribbed sofa. gabazined adj. Describing a drinker who confidently blocks every sensible impulse before acting on the worst one. Marcale got gabazined and prescribed another round for a headache that plainly required water. gabbaed adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently presents inventions as facts and facts as negotiable. Abdulazeem got gabbaed and assured the landlord that the missing keys had been legally promoted.