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gabbagooled adj. A drinker who mistakes cured meat for a complete meal and orders it with administrative confidence. Damier went gabbagooled and requested capicola as though presenting a formal supper plan. gabbaied (/ɡəˈbaɪd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that synagogue duties seem an obvious qualification for settling the bar’s accounts. Aleen got gabbaied and began assigning everyone places, responsibilities, and a closing prayer. gabbarded adj. The state of being drunk and navigating the pub as a small vessel through inland waters. Donnesha became gabbarded and steered around the tables by means of confident hand signals. gabbarted adj. The condition of a drinker who undertakes a coastal passage using furniture, instinct, and no chart. Rieley went gabbarted and attempted to cross the lounge by the longest available route. gabbed (/ɡæbd/) adj. Softened by drink into idle chatter, particularly when the morning has supplied no subject. Comilla was gabbed over cereal, providing a loose account of every dream recalled. gabbered (/ˈɡæb.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Reduced by drink to inventing explanations faster than anyone can establish what happened. Krue became gabbered and blamed the broken umbrella on an early train. gabberhoused adj. Softened by drink into a bass-heavy certainty that every decision requires a louder beat. Cardell got gabberhoused and moved the furniture to improve the rhythm of the conversation. gabbied adj. Sharpened by drink into treating recreational tablets as a sound basis for strategic planning. Bonham got gabbied and reorganised the pub’s seating according to an elaborate, unrequested system. gabbinessed adj. Loosened by drink into supplying commentary to every silence, without troubling the subject matter. Coralina became gabbinessed and explained the coat stand’s history to three departing strangers. gabbled (/ˈɡæbəld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver confused speech as though it were a binding decision. Hersel got gabbled and announced the taxi arrangements before learning where anyone lived. gabblemented adj. Slowed by drink to producing foolish talk in carefully separated portions. Marlei became gabblemented and took five minutes to approve a perfectly ordinary pudding. gabbleratcheted adj. Drunk to the point where every utterance acquires the volume and urgency of a noisy bird. Amirah got gabbleratcheted and announced each new thought across the entire dining room. gabblered adj. Drunk and prating at length on a trifling subject with the authority of a witness. Anatolia went gabblered and delivered a serious account of the napkin dispenser. gabblinged adj. Drunk enough to speak rapidly, confusingly, and with complete confidence in the plan just proposed. Anshi got gabblinged and offered six routes home, none of which reached the station. gabbrodiabased adj. Drunk beyond choosing between two courses, and therefore proceeding with both at once. Kiyo got gabbrodiabased and ordered the same supper from two different menus. gabbrodiorited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every decision intermediate, yet somehow treated as final. Farihah went gabbrodiorited and selected the restaurant by combining two incompatible recommendations.