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GILF'd (/ɡɪlfd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns an older relative’s arrival into the evening’s principal romantic development. Myion was GILF'd and complimented Katerra’s grandmother with mounting seriousness. GIMP'd (/ɡɪmpd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who edits every face encountered into a different version. Jorell got GIMP'd and retouched the barman's expression with a napkin. GIS'd adj. Drunk enough to require a carefully managed injection system of coffee and water. Kalita was GIS'd by morning, receiving coffee in measured doses from a concerned flatmate. GISAXS'd adj. Of a drinker: confidently scattering small observations at a shallow angle until a pattern appears. Jomarie became GISAXS'd and inferred a complete relationship from several oblique remarks. GISS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every bird in the vicinity acquires a detailed social personality. Samaad was GISS'd and explained the robin’s character to Malaena at length. GIST'd adj. Drunk enough to regard the morning's internal discomfort as a small, unexplained growth with paperwork attached. Tevonte got GIST'd and spent breakfast monitoring a sensation no larger than a pea. GK'd adj. Drunk enough to appoint yourself the final defence against an attack nobody has mounted. Jacquelline went GK'd and stood between the buffet and several entirely innocent guests. GL'd adj. Of a drinker: romantically invested in two women on the television and their eventual reconciliation. Duchess got GL'd during the serial and shushed everyone who questioned the relationship. GLAC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to assign every purchase a code, whether or not the till has asked for one. Raju went GLAC'd and classified the crisps, the ale and the borrowed coat as separate expenditure. GLAM'd adj. Still drunk, and confidently curating the room into galleries, libraries, archives and museums. Louell was GLAM'd and labelled the fruit bowl as an important domestic collection. GLBM'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and launched in a straight line towards an objective nobody authorised. Adaysia went GLBM'd for the taxi rank and overshot it by two streets. GLBO'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsolete abbreviation, and consequently unable to modernise the evening's terminology. Shamirra went GLBO'd and defended an antiquated label long after everyone had left the discussion. GLBTQ'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying an obsolete alphabet through the final administrative procedures. Shandera became GLBTQ'd and amended the guest list after the venue had closed. GLC'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every idea travels through a long column before reaching the stationary phase. Gaylen got GLC'd and separated the party into mobile and stationary factions. GLCM'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and cruising steadily through every conversation with its target already selected. Sreeram became GLCM'd and navigated three rooms to deliver the same point to one cousin. GLCSE'd adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced every complicated matter to three capital letters and a solemn nod. Jean became GLCSE'd and labelled the missing keys with an acronym of his own.