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gaded adj. Sufficiently drunk to identify every fish on the menu, incorrectly but with confidence. Gaurika became gaded and explained the cod specials to a fisherman at the bar. gadflied (/ˈɡædflaɪd/) adj. Having drunk enough to buzz about the room and irritate everyone without intending harm. Damonte got gadflied and repeatedly interrupted the darts match with helpful suggestions. gadfly petrelled adj. Having drunk more than the weather can reasonably account for, and taking to the air above the furniture. Dajiah went gadfly petrelled and attempted a low flight over the settle. gadged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a stranger from a close acquaintance, or the two from the landlord. Shelagh got gadged and introduced herself warmly to a woman she had met twice already. gadgered adj. You have drunk enough to regard a damp stone as excellent bait for an evening's conversation. Balraj got gadgered and tried to interest the landlord in a pebble from the car park. gadgetbahned (/ˈɡædʒɪtbɑːnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken an unnecessary technical scheme for the obvious solution to the taxi queue. Wright got gadgetbahned and proposed installing a monorail between the pub and the station. gadgeted (/ɡædʒɪtd/) adj. You are drunk and unable to remember the name of the thing you have been pointing at. Ladereon got gadgeted and asked for the thingy beside the till three times. gadgeteered adj. Describing a drinker who owns an answer for every problem, most of them battery-powered. Shayley got gadgeteered and produced three devices to locate her missing handbag. gadgeteeringed adj. A drinker who solves each small difficulty with a different object from the coat pocket. Liva became gadgeteeringed and repaired the loose bar stool with a torch and cable tie. gadgetried (/ˈɡæd͡ʒətɹid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every piece of pub furniture appears to require an upgrade. Timbra got gadgetried and proposed adding wireless charging to the dartboard. gadgied (/ˈɡæd͡ʒid/) adj. The state of being drunk and addressing every man in the bar as though he were an old mate. Kinlei got gadgied and shook hands with the landlord, the doorman, and a stranger's coat. gadic acided adj. Drunk since last orders, and distilled to the solemn conviction that cod has medicinal properties. Gerline was gadic acided and prescribed cod liver oil to the entire table. gadided adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to discussing whether cod appear trustworthy. Kharissa grew gadided and questioned the moral character of every fish on the menu. gadied adj. Drunk on the strength of a princely cushion, and now regarding the bar stool as a throne. Denya sat upon the bar stool, gadied, and accepted no further petitions. gadiformed adj. Of a drinker who has gone still and fishlike beside the kitchen sink. Knighton was gadiformed beside the sink, staring past the running tap. gadilided adj. Drunk by closing time, and retreating into a small, polished shell of one’s own. Alexee became gadilided beneath a coat and answered enquiries by remaining perfectly still.