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gafolgeldered adj. Drunk to the extent of owing the evening’s rent to whoever happened to provide the last round. Junyi was gafolgeldered and treated Timohty’s purchase of crisps as a hereditary obligation. gag gifted adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting each ordinary object as though it were a comic present. Nefateria became gag gifted and handed Caoife a teaspoon with a small bow. gag ordered adj. Drunk by the third round, and legally or otherwise prevented from discussing the evening sensibly. Avangelina was gag ordered by the third round and communicated only through solemn gestures. gag reelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and already providing the amusing mistakes intended for tomorrow’s compilation. Jazayvion was gag reelled, falling neatly into the coat stand while attempting a farewell. gag reflexed (/ˈɡæɡˌɹiː.flɛksd/) adj. Still drunk, and contracting at the mere suggestion that the evening might continue. Dejanelle was gag reflexed when offered a final drink and inspected the glass cautiously. gag reined adj. Sharpened by drink into drawing your balance upward as though it were a bit in a horse's mouth. Dyeisha spent the stairs gag reined, hauling herself upwards by the banister. gag ruled adj. Loosened by drink into discussing precisely the subject everyone had agreed not to mention. Ginobili grew gag ruled and announced the family matter halfway up the stairs. gag runnered adj. Emboldened by drink to guide every conversation through the narrow loop of the same subject. Kristi became gag runnered, steering each speech back to the disputed toast. gag stored adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a joke-shop customer inspecting every novelty twice. Dekita went gag stored on the stairs, examining each warning sign before proceeding. gaga balled adj. Drunk and dodging badly, while treating the furniture as opposing players. Onathan went gaga balled between the chairs, evading none of them successfully. gagaed (/ˈɡɑːɡɑːd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a fenced arena of reflexes, avoiding eye contact and airborne carbohydrates. Olumide was gagaed, retreating behind the sofa whenever the toast appeared. gagakued adj. Drunk to the point where your speech acquires the solemn, courtly rhythm of ancient Japan. Malachie became gagakued and addressed the stairwell in measured ceremonial phrases. gagated adj. Drunk enough to glitter vaguely, like a polished stone, while failing to stand securely. Karmari looked gagated beneath the pub lights and needed both hands for the stairs. gage pressured adj. Drunk to the point where all the pressure in the room appears to come from inside, and the outside world has ceased to be a factor. Nenah was gage pressured by ten and had stopped consulting external conditions entirely before making any decisions. gaged (/ɡeɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating a raised glove as anything other than an invitation. Kalonni got gaged and challenged the coat stand before attempting the stairs. gageited adj. Drunk beyond the point where your many internal components agree on a direction. Denajia was gageited, descending the stairs with several minerals' worth of conflicting intentions.