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gagemetered adj. Drunk to a degree that invites repeated estimates of thickness, distance, and the remaining coat sleeve. Leve became gagemetered and measured the pub door before attempting the pavement. gageostatinned adj. Drunk in a way that suppresses resistance, especially from people trying to get you home. Kaneisha became gageostatinned and offered no opposition to being guided downstairs. gagered adj. The condition of a drinker who estimates every remaining round by eye, with declining accuracy. Shaska got gagered and judged the bottle nearly full, though it was empty. gagfested adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary exchange becomes an event involving many jokes. Enna went gagfested on the stairs, turning each missed step into a fresh routine. gagged (/ɡæɡd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of being unable to stop talking, despite the apparent presence of a restraint. Stevyn was gagged and continued explaining the matter through a folded napkin. gaggeed adj. Drunk to a degree that speech has been pledged away, leaving gestures to conduct negotiations. Mackayla was gaggeed by the second landing and negotiated the rest with pointing. gaggered adj. Drunk to the extent of needing an unseen iron support to keep your thoughts in place. Neyah was gaggered, bracing each idea firmly before allowing it into conversation. gaggeried adj. Drunk in a way that supplies a joke for every remark, including those made by people trying to leave. Yvonda was gaggeried and gave Itsuko a punchline for returning from the bathroom. gagging ordered adj. Drunk by the third round, and officially forbidden from explaining what happened on the stairs. Jutta became gagging ordered and offered the press no account of the missing shoe. gagginged (/ˈɡæɡɪŋd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly making the motion without producing the expected sound. Arnesha was gagginged on the landing, practising a retch that led nowhere. gaggled (/ˈɡæɡl̩d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving with the loose, collective balance of geese on water. Pierrie was gaggled, drifting across the floor with several companions in formation. gagglered adj. Still drunk, and producing a conversational cackle whenever anyone asks you to stand still. Cantrice remained gagglered, laughing through the attempt to fasten her coat. gagglinged adj. Too drunk to speak normally, yet still able to produce a goose's cackling report. Latianna was gagglinged, communicating from the landing in short, triumphant bursts. gagillioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to perceive a large unspecified number of stairs, drinks and reasons to continue. Cheyann counted a gagillioned number of steps before reaching the single landing. gagmanned adj. Having drunk enough to write and perform material while attempting the stairs. Allayah went gagmanned, testing new stair-related jokes on the unwilling landing. gagmeistered adj. Having drunk more than a comedian should before attempting an unscripted descent. Daunte became gagmeistered and gave the banister a lengthy opening act.