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gagrooted adj. You have drunk enough to root yourself to the spot while insisting you are walking perfectly. Nokia was gagrooted at the foot of the stairs, unable to persuade either leg to bloom. gagsmithed (/ˈɡæɡ.smɪθd/) adj. You are drunk and forging jokes from every stumble, pause and badly chosen word. Baran was gagsmithed, shaping a fresh line from each encounter with the banister. gagstered adj. Of a drinker: a joker who has mistaken poor coordination for comic timing. Kipras was gagstered, pausing on every stair as though awaiting applause. gagtoothed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting the projecting tooth to remain merely decorative. Kapena arrived for last orders gagtoothed, worrying the landlord with a pointed smile. gagwritered adj. Drunk beyond producing a joke without first testing it on everyone in the coat queue. Agneda became gagwritered before the coats were collected, and tried six endings on the attendant. gagwritinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns every delay, coat and closing announcement into material. Kritika got gagwritinged during last orders and found a punchline in the cloakroom ticket. gahmened (/ˈɡɑːmənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a simple pub disagreement into a regulatory framework. Yaqoob became gahmened and proposed licensing rules for the use of the jukebox. gahnited adj. Drunk, with the result that every round acquires the hardness and complicated colouring of a mineral specimen. Jingyi went gahnited at the bar, examining the change from the final round as though it were ore. gai lohned adj. Drunk and presenting a plate of glossy green stems as though it were a diplomatic dispatch. Malikiah arrived gai lohned and delivered the greens to the table with diplomatic gravity. gai-lonned adj. Drunk to the point where Chinese greens acquire the moral authority of a senior official. Devang grew gai-lonned and sought the vegetable's advice before ordering dessert. gaiaismed adj. Drunk to a degree that treats the pub, its patrons and the pavement home as one interconnected system. Alayasia became gaiaismed and assigned every delayed round a role in the night's wider ecology. gaiassaed adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying the whole party home like a slow cargo boat. Sarha went gaiassaed after last orders, conveying three coats and a reluctant friend towards the taxi rank. gaiatsued adj. Drunk on the strength of persistent foreign pressure, particularly from whichever country bought the last round. Alalah became gaiatsued when the bar staff applied foreign pressure to finish the final round. gaidaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and sounding faintly bagpiped whenever asked to find the way home. Jalonda left last orders gaidaed, producing a wavering account of where the coats had gone. gaidic acided adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically committed to becoming someone else's problem on the journey home. Marthie was gaidic acided at closing time, leaving the barman to neutralise the argument by finding her coat. gaidonnayited adj. Still drunk, and mineral enough to survive the walk home in several incompatible layers. Keyontae remained gaidonnayited after dawn, carrying the wrong coat with geological firmness.