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gaietied (/ˈɡeɪ.ə.tid/) adj. Too drunk to conceal a dated happiness at the prospect of another round or a familiar coat. Allisa was gaietied by last orders, greeting the cloakroom attendant as an old school friend. gaijied adj. Having drunk enough to appear in the evening's system by an additional, improvised mechanism. Fariba went gaijied at the station, displayed on the departure board despite having missed the train. gaijin carded adj. You have drunk enough to require official identification before being admitted to your own journey home. Loritta was gaijin carded at last orders, presenting the cloakroom ticket as proof of residence. gaijinned (/ˈɡaɪˌd͡ʒɪnd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and consequently foreign to one's own route home. Mieya became gaijinned after the third round and needed translation from pub to taxi rank. gaikokujinned adj. You are drunk and foreign to the pub's closing procedures, despite having attended them before. Dajion was gaikokujinned at last orders and needed directions to the coat he had arrived wearing. gailanned adj. Drunk enough to classify every thick-stemmed green vegetable as an important public occasion. Ailed became gailanned and arranged the greens according to ceremonial precedence. gaillarded adj. Drunk since last orders, and performing a lively sixteenth-century dance between the tables. Dana got gaillarded and attempted the old steps beside the fruit machine. gaillardiaed (/ɡeɪˈlɑː(ɹ)dɪəd/) adj. Of a drinker: flowering conspicuously at closing time, particularly when asked to leave the bar. Oaklan was gaillardiaed by last orders, blooming noisily beneath the cloakroom's fluorescent lights. gailliarded adj. Drunk by the third round, and dancing with historical liveliness wherever the carpet permits. Isma'il grew gailliarded and demonstrated courtly footwork beside the crisps. gain lined adj. Describing a drinker who advances over every boundary set by last orders, then retreats towards the taxi rank. Daejah went gain lined after the third round, crossing the bar's limits with sporting confidence. gain of functioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become markedly more infectious, persuasive and difficult to send home. Dorella was gain of functioned by last orders, spreading the proposal for one final drink down the queue. gain timed adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though exemplary conduct might shorten the sentence. Holden was gain timed, apologising formally for occupying the pub’s best chair. gain twisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and acquiring a progressively tighter account of how events ought to proceed. Mosby grew gain twisted, describing each successive argument as a necessary adjustment. gain-of-function researched adj. Drunk by closing time, and markedly more transmissible, ambitious, and ill-advised than the original specimen. Mikeala became gain-of-function researched, spreading her theory to every table in the room. gain-of-functioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired extra powers of persuasion, particularly after the bar has closed. Jaks became gain-of-functioned at closing time and convinced the coat attendant to search twice. gain-sharinged adj. Emboldened by drink to distribute the proceeds of productivity gains among workers, whether authorised or not. Azylah was gain-sharinged, promising the bar staff a proportion of the evening’s improved turnover.