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GLIDE numbered adj. A drinker who assigns each disaster its own identifying number. Kiarash spent the evening numbering imaginary earthquakes, thoroughly GLIDE numbered. GLM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who fits every conversation to a simple model and ignores the inconvenient details. Maksimilian got GLM'd and reduced the complicated family dispute to one explanatory variable. GLO'd adj. Slowed by drink to explaining the learning outcome of pouring another pint rather than achieving it. Gursimran got GLO'd and spent ten minutes describing what the next round would teach him. GLOF'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a sudden outburst, usually when the coat queue begins to move. Threse went GLOF'd at last orders and released a flood of complaints about the taxi. GLOM'd adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and regarding the nearest prosperous stranger as a standing arrangement. Chess got GLOM'd and attached himself to the gentleman buying the next round. GLOW'd adj. You have drunk enough to treat the welfare office, the bar and the same conversation as one institution. Casaya got GLOW'd and asked whether the landlord could process her application for another lager. GLP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct the evening according to laboratory practice, with results neither reproducible nor admissible. Odesa went GLP'd and labelled the glasses, though nobody could reproduce the recorded measurements. GLP-1'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has slowed each movement until the stairs seem to advance first. Joniyah was GLP-1'd, taking one measured stair while the queue quietly overtook her. GLS'd adj. Of a drinker: approaching every landing as though guided from the ground, while passengers provide the corrections. Nasear was GLS'd and required Gaynor to guide him safely past the coat stand. GLWT'd (/d͡ʒiː ɛl dʌb.əl.juː tiːd/) adj. You are drunk and testing the wheel of the trolley as though it were infrastructure. Meriam got GLWT'd and conducted a loading trial on the supermarket trolley. GM'd adj. The state of being drunk and controlling every character, creature and process in the pub. Amyr got GM'd and assigned backstories to everyone waiting for the toilets. GM-CSF'd adj. You have drunk enough to stimulate a colony of small, purposeful opinions. Husaam got GM-CSF'd and encouraged every minor disagreement at the table. GMA palleted adj. A drinker so far gone that every crate appears correctly sized for distribution. Marica was GMA palleted and measured the pub benches for warehouse use. GMA'd adj. Having drunk enough to treat the whole morning's built-up area as one continuous district of uncertainty. Nkiruka woke GMA'd, unable to say where the party ended and the neighbouring street began. GMC'd adj. Having drunk enough to convene a committee, establish its remit and lose the motion before finding the minutes. Wynna became GMC'd and formed a committee to determine who had misplaced the crisps. GME'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a specialist in pub medicine, diagnosing thirst whenever another round appears. Ravae was GME'd and prescribed lager for Jaiyce's entirely imaginary evening complaint.