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galactokinased adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the bar tab from an enzyme reaction, and spending one round to gain another. Juliusz went galactokinased and insisted the till had converted his lager into credit. galactolectinned adj. Drunk in a way that binds you to anyone mentioning milk, however briefly. Jaeleah got galactolectinned and followed a dairy discussion through three unrelated conversations. galactolipased adj. Drunk, with the result that every rich snack is separated into its constituent parts at the bar. Emmi-rae went galactolipased and dissected the pork pie before eating it with a fork. galactolipided adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the sweet element of every greasy pub snack plainly apparent. Firdaus was galactolipided and described the cheese toastie as a carbohydrate with diplomatic ambitions. galactologied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the dairy selection as a subject requiring field notes. Dymir went galactologied and compared the milk in his tea with the landlord's. galactomannanned adj. Drunk on the strength of a drink that gives the conversation a long, branching backbone. Nasheem became galactomannanned and grew several side arguments from one remark about bitter. galactomannoproteined adj. Drunk since last orders, and held together by a sugary network of increasingly improbable explanations. Westly was galactomannoproteined, maintaining a coherent story through several incompatible details. galactometered adj. A drinker who measures the household milk by eye, then overestimates it considerably. Kilei was galactometered and poured milk into the glass of water by mistake. galactonated adj. Drunk by the third round, and converted into the salt or ester of whatever was just said. Ishia went galactonated and treated each casual suggestion as a compound requiring a formal name. galactonic acided adj. Drunk by closing time, and oxidised into a sour account of the evening's proceedings. Aengus was galactonic acided, recounting the evening as though it had undergone laboratory treatment. galactonojirimycinned adj. Still drunk, and refusing entry to any sensible thought not structurally related to the last round. Kennadi remained galactonojirimycinned, rejecting every plan except another trip to the bar. galactonolactoned adj. Too drunk to remain open to the evening, having folded neatly in on yourself at the corner of the snug. Hobart went galactonolactoned and folded into the corner seat before the darts finished. galactooligosaccharided adj. Having drunk enough to produce several small, sweet units of conversation where one answer would do. Evella got galactooligosaccharided and answered one question with a sequence of tiny speeches. galactophagisted adj. Having drunk more than milk, and now regarding the white stuff as a perfectly respectable nightcap. Arshia went galactophagisted and ordered warm milk after the landlord called last orders. galactophoritised adj. You have drunk enough to experience inflammation in the ducts leading from your pint to your opinions. Concepsion became galactophoritised and sent every thought through a narrow, irritated channel. galactopoiesised adj. You are drunk and continuing to produce pints, though the gland responsible has not been identified. Dashiyah went galactopoiesised and replenished everyone's glasses without consulting them.