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GMG'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and delivering sustained, rapid opinions whenever silence appears. Duuna got GMG'd and provided covering fire throughout the committee's final toast. GML'd adj. Drunk to the extent of coating every conversation in several thin, increasingly delicate layers. Roxanne got GML'd and gave the barmaid three increasingly subtle explanations for the same missed round. GMLRS'd (/ˈɡɪmləɹsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and launched into the morning with guidance absent and several objects displaced. Auriona was GMLRS'd, crossing the kitchen in short bursts and missing the intended target repeatedly. GMMR'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every route home requires an engineering project. Harroop got GMMR'd and spent twenty minutes designing a river through the car park. GMO'd adj. You have drunk enough to become modified by the company around you, to their lasting regret. Amelia-lillie got GMO'd and adopted Aiman’s peculiar method of settling arguments. GMP'd adj. Of a drinker who has accumulated a single, officially recorded charge of enthusiasm and no useful remainder. Metz was GMP'd, formally energetic for one toast and thereafter of negligible practical value. GMR'd adj. The state of being drunk and magnetically responsive to every nearby layer of conversation. Liviu became GMR'd and rearranged his opinions whenever another table spoke. GMRC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who observes proper conduct while quietly losing the argument with sleep. Clysta was GMRC'd, queuing patiently for water and bowing to the vending machine. GMS'd adj. Reduced by drink to supervising the room as though every other customer were a troublesome pupil. Thomas-louis got GMS'd and began separating conversations by volume near the bar. GMT'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish bone marrow from the general condition of being gelatinous. Evangelyn was GMT'd and described the soup as anatomically reassuring. GMV'd adj. Reduced by drink to valuing the night by everything bought, not by anything enjoyed. Chantelle got GMV'd and counted every packet of crisps on the bar tab. GMinged adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the room as a game master. Maudella got GMinged and assigned the coat stand an unhelpful backstory. GN'd adj. Loosened by drink into inflaming every conversation about who has the correct coat. Saniya got GN'd in the cloakroom and challenged the ownership of a perfectly ordinary scarf. GNA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and rebuilding the evening on a simpler, glycerol-based framework. Cecelie woke GNA'd, insisting the night had possessed a backbone of unusual simplicity. GNAA'd adj. Drunk past the point of measuring the angle between the bar, the door, and the nearest taxi. Aniella was GNAA'd after last orders and mapped the taxi queue by starlight. GND'd adj. Of a drinker: brought firmly down to the pub floor by gravity and the evening's accumulated decisions. Laney was GND'd beside the coat stand, while everyone else negotiated a suitable taxi.