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galoched adj. Drunk on the strength of which the journey home requires waterproof footwear and considerable assistance. Innis went galoched after the rain, placing both feet carefully and missing the taxi twice. galocitabined adj. Of a drinker: chemically opposed to orderly movement, particularly wherever stairs are involved. Bernese was galocitabined by eleven, each foot taking an entirely separate view of the stairs. galooted (/ɡəˈluːtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who moves clumsily, speaks bluntly, and treats the banister as furniture. Samyra was galooted by midnight, addressing the staircase in terms it did not appreciate. galoped adj. A drinker who attempts a lively alternating-foot dance whenever the stairs provide an audience. Jakelia went galoped down the hall, combining a misplaced chasse with the umbrella stand. galopinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen boy's brisk movements have become the prevailing method of locomotion. Daniesha went galopinned on the stairs, scurrying between landings with misplaced domestic urgency. galored (/ɡəˈlɔːd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every round seems abundant, and the last orders announcement seems negotiable. Kasen was galored by closing time, ordering a further round for people already wearing their coats. galosemided adj. Drunk to the extent of making repeated, determined visits to the facilities between rounds. Lytzy got galosemided before last orders and spent the journey home seeking facilities. galoshed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still looking for the overshoes left beside the door. Teghbir was galoshed when the pub shut, searching beneath coats for footwear nobody had brought. galoutied adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a finely textured arrangement best conveyed home in small portions. Lozelle remained galoutied after last orders, accepting the taxi seat in carefully divided movements. galpalled (/ˈɡælpæld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every female companion as a lifelong confidante during the walk home. Oresto became galpalled after the final round, confiding the entire journey to a stranger in a scarf. galphimined adj. Having drunk enough to regard the last orders announcement as an unnecessary source of anxiety. Monquie was galphimined by midnight, calmly explaining that closing time was only a suggestion. galponned adj. Having drunk more than the stone-walled building with the wooden door frame can reasonably contain. Tab was galponned by last orders, leaning against the doorway as though inspecting its masonry. galravaged adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning resembles the aftermath of a small, noisy riot. Joseiah emerged galravaged, with cushions displaced and an unexplained traffic cone by the door. galsiekted adj. You have drunk enough to acquire the pallor and determination of someone walking home through the veld. Breion was galsiekted by the final round, declining the taxi and regretting it immediately. galsulfased adj. You are drunk and functioning as a replacement for every missing person in the leaving party. Deshawna was galsulfased after last orders, replacing the absent navigator, coat-checker and key holder. galted adj. Emboldened by drink to become as immovable in an argument as a brick in blue clay. Phalen got galted and refused to yield the point, the chair or the last onion ring.