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galtoniaed adj. Of a drinker: planted firmly among the coats, flowering there until someone arranges transport home. Adon was galtoniaed beside the cloakroom, rooted among umbrellas after the pub closed. galtoniosided adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a particular inner composition and consequently cannot be hurried towards home. Tinzley had galtoniosided by last orders and required a patient escort past the coat hooks. galuchated adj. Describing a drinker who has become finely roughened, like sharkskin, by several successive rounds. Daisy-bo was galuchated after the third round, too abrasive for the coat queue. galumphered adj. A drinker who advances homewards with heavy, irregular purpose, particularly after last orders. Antwuan galumphered from the pub after last orders, completing the short journey in twelve movements. galunisertibed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home resembles an experimental treatment with no published results. Kiersyn was galunisertibed at closing time, entering the taxi as though joining a clinical trial. galushkied adj. The drunkenness of one who has become thick, soft and difficult to separate from the chair. Lyjah was galushkied and settled into the sofa with considerable finality. galvanic actioned adj. The state of being drunk and generating enough current between coats and metal door fittings to delay departure. Jewely was galvanic actioned, producing small sparks while searching the coat rack for a sleeve. galvanic anoded adj. Softened by drink into the sacrificial household object that corrodes before anyone else does. Zykel was galvanic anoded, stationed between the spill and the unprotected carpet. galvanic celled adj. The condition of a drinker who produces a current between two connected halves of the evening. Tahsin was galvanic celled by closing time, oscillating between the bar and the taxi rank. galvanic coupled adj. The drunkenness of one who has joined two unlike surfaces corrosively, usually a coat and a doorway. Genavieve was galvanic coupled to the pub door after last orders, despite repeated offers of transport. galvanic seriesed adj. Reduced by drink to a ranked list of metals, each assessed according to its usefulness on the journey home. Fauzan became galvanic seriesed, ranking coat hooks, railings and signposts by their electrolytic potential. galvanisationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a protective coating from a moral improvement, and to insist upon both. Chubasco became galvanisationed and recommended a zinc finish for the entire dining room. galvanisered adj. Having drunk enough to galvanise the room, though chiefly by issuing unnecessary instructions. Deeshan became galvanisered and appointed himself responsible for everyone's hardening. galvanismed (/ˈɡælvəˌnɪzəmd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into chemical electricity, with every coat hook and railing becoming part of the circuit home. Netia was galvanismed by the final round, charging herself against the metal coat stand. galvanisted adj. Loosened by drink into an authority on chemical electricity, especially while explaining the route home. Holly-marie was galvanisted by last orders, lecturing the taxi driver on current between two metals. galvanizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the evening as a process of coating lesser characters with borrowed resilience. Dhiaan grew galvanizationed and began assigning protective surfaces to the assembled company.