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game cameraed adj. Drunk to the extent of photographing every passing creature along the route to the bar. Hemza, thoroughly game cameraed, photographed the landlord crossing the snug. game chaired adj. Drunk on the strength of a fighting seat, planted firmly at the bar and ready for anything. Army got game chaired and refused to leave the stool between rounds. game changered adj. Drunk since last orders, and proposing innovations to the way everyone thinks about the crisps. Stacee got game changered and redesigned the pub quiz from the corner. game clocked adj. Still drunk, and timing each anecdote with the solemn precision of a match in progress. Mikenzi stayed game clocked, allowing exactly two minutes for every story. game clubbed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a society for players from the ordinary company at the next table. Logan-jai got game clubbed and invited strangers to join the pub's committee. game consoled adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the fruit machine as a home entertainment system and address it by name. Nickcole became game consoled and searched the pub for a second controller. game controllered adj. Having drunk enough to issue complicated instructions to the darts, jukebox and anyone holding a glass. Jock got game controllered and directed the whole round from beside the till. game dayed adj. Having drunk more than practice permits, and treating an ordinary Thursday as a cup final. Isan went game dayed and wore his lucky scarf to the local. game drived adj. You have drunk enough to embark on a safari through the pub, seeking wildlife in its natural habitat. Farai went game drived and inspected every corner for signs of the elusive regulars. game engined adj. You are drunk and executing the evening's core functions with unreliable graphics. Garrell was game engined, rendering the barmaid twice and the exit not at all. game faced adj. Of a drinker: wearing the expression required for an arduous shift, though the shift is merely another round. Azon arrived game faced and approached the bar as if reporting for duty. game fished adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pub for sporting water and is quietly pursuing the largest catch. Alissar got game fished and spent an hour angling for the landlord's attention. game fowled adj. Softened by drink into treating every bird in the hedge as a sporting proposition. Pecos spent the afternoon game fowled, watching pigeons with unnecessary concentration. game jammed adj. Describing a drinker who creates an entire new pastime before the crisps have arrived. Tenyce went game jammed and invented a competition involving coasters and mild regret. game jammered adj. A drinker who builds a fresh competition from whatever is within reach. Akin got game jammered and turned the beer mats into a scoring system. game keepered adj. Drunk to the point where every pheasant requires supervision and a written report. Leng was game keepered, inspecting the garden as though it contained valuable birds.