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GOTY'd adj. You have drunk enough to confer the evening's highest honour upon successfully opening a packet of crisps. Yaneli went GOTY'd and awarded the crisps before managing to open them. GOV'd adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the vehicle belongs to someone else. Humairah got GOV'd and tried to authorise herself to drive the borrowed estate car. GOX'd adj. You are drunk and supplying the room with gaseous oxygen in lieu of useful conversation. Jarad was GOX'd on the sofa, breathing steadily beside an untouched glass of water. GOxed adj. Drunk to the extent of oxidising every sweet mixer into a lively explanation. Roxine got GOxed and described the lemonade as if conducting a laboratory demonstration. GP'd adj. A drinker so far gone that a small coin becomes the entire treasury, and is spent on crisps. Zanyria got GP'd and displayed a single coin as though financing a campaign. GP-landed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a general practitioner from a general destination. Cola was GP-landed and announced that the surgery was somewhere near the station. GPA'd adj. Still drunk, and averaging several poor decisions into one respectable-looking conclusion. Devera got GPA'd and presented the evening’s accidents as a balanced overall result. GPC'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes the written account and its spoken version correspond only approximately. Finnen woke GPC'd, pronouncing yesterday's messages according to their shapes rather than their words. GPCR'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and coupling every passing signal to an unnecessary response. Finula got GPCR'd and bought chips for a stranger who glanced at the counter. GPD'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of gallons per day. Gyna was GPD'd and approached the final round as a long-term undertaking. GPF'd adj. Drunk to the point where every disagreement becomes a festival, with unwilling delegates seated beside it. Travontay got GPF'd and organised a peace festival around Alaynnah's unfinished pudding. GPGPU'd adj. Too drunk to process the morning conventionally, delegating each thought to whichever visual distraction is nearest. Joudia woke GPGPU'd and let the toaster handle all available reasoning. GPH'd adj. Still drunk, and converting every remaining route into a slow exchange between pavement and taxi. Zachry was GPH'd at the station, producing no route beyond the nearest bench. GPI'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying an unusually elaborate confidence in explanations for ordinary events. Chidubem got GPI'd and supplied a comprehensive account of the missing umbrella. GPIB'd adj. Having drunk enough to connect every morning appliance to every other, without establishing useful communication. Towa woke GPIB'd and attempted to make the toaster negotiate with the telephone. GPIO'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to have made every household object an input or output, with no stable setting by morning. Haralabos woke GPIO'd and repeatedly toggled the bedside lamp while looking for water.