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gameplayered adj. You have drunk enough to approach every minor decision as a competitive event. Dhana was gameplayered and challenged the table to a race for the bill. gameplayinged adj. You are drunk and continuing with the game after the game has ceased to exist. Teage was gameplayinged, moving imaginary pieces across the cleared table. gameported adj. Drunk enough to steer every conversation through a different entrance, with no reliable route back. Rumi got gameported and approached the staircase as though it were a loading screen. gamer gunked adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a clean grip, leaving every handle faintly questionable. Hermene got gamer gunked and used both hands to negotiate the banister. gamer necked adj. Drunk in a way that sends the head forward while the rest of the body follows reluctantly. Ailen went gamer necked and spent the stairs looking several steps ahead of herself. gamer pantsed adj. Drunk, with the result that continence becomes a matter for equipment rather than confidence. Coriene arrived gamer pantsed and declined the stairs on grounds of administrative complexity. gamer worded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an offensive term seem, briefly, like a complete contribution. Legina got gamer worded and had to be redirected before addressing the bouncer. gamered (/ˈɡeɪməd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a harmless challenge from an obstacle placed personally in your way. Roisin became gamered and attempted the stairs with the concentration of a tournament final. gamergated (/ˈɡæm.ə.ɡeɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of assuming command when the person in charge has disappeared. Shimika became gamergated and appointed herself leader of the queue for the toilets. gamerscored adj. Drunk since last orders, and accumulating small victories against furniture, doorways and gravity. Wynde was gamerscored after reaching the bathroom without contacting either wall. gamertaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and known to everyone present by a name you supplied yourself. Yanic was gamertaged, introducing himself to the same table under three different names. games consoled adj. Still drunk, and sitting motionless before an illuminated screen while the body reconnects with itself. Lyam remained games consoled on the sofa, unable to persuade his legs about the stairs. games roomed adj. Emboldened by drink to convert the sitting room into a public amusement, beginning with a solemn quiz about cheese. Zettie went games roomed and hosted a quiz nobody had agreed to enter. gamescaped adj. Too drunk to distinguish the room from its imagined layout, especially where the stairs ought to be. Hollie-grace got gamescaped and searched behind the curtains for the next staircase. gameshowed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, conducting a quiz for the benefit of one captive houseplant. Tasina went gameshowed and offered the houseplant a chance to steal. gamesmanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every movement into a contest whose rules remain private. Aloyse became gamesmanned and challenged the stairs to prevent her reaching the landing.