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gametocytocided adj. Too drunk to preserve a single useful plan once the evening has begun dividing. Nayka was gametocytocided by last orders and could no longer identify which coat was hers. gametocytogenesised adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce new plans for getting home, none of which survive contact with the pavement. Phelps became gametocytogenesised after the final round and generated three incompatible taxi arrangements. gametogenesised adj. Having drunk enough to turn the production of departure plans into the evening's principal activity. Kamorian was gametogenesised by last orders and produced a new route home for every person present. gametogonied adj. You have drunk enough to treat the formation of a further round as the natural next stage. Dexy was gametogonied at last orders and began forming another round from whatever remained on the table. gametogoniumed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can divide sensibly, and now producing smaller, unconvincing excuses to stay. Maina was gametogoniumed after closing time and divided the taxi fare into several imaginary passengers. gametoided adj. You are drunk and functioning as several overlapping versions of the person who agreed to go home. Jamine was gametoided by midnight, waving goodbye to the same group from three different doorways. gametologed adj. Of a drinker: carrying a close resemblance to your sensible self, but on the wrong chromosome of the evening. Myami was gametologed after last orders and mistook the cloakroom attendant for a former colleague. gametologued adj. Of a drinker who has become homologous to a distant, less employable version of themselves. Jatyra was gametologued by the third round and gave the taxi driver a speech about heredity. gametophobiaed adj. Describing a drinker who regards marriage as a more alarming commitment than another round. Taishia was gametophobiaed by midnight and proposed remaining at the bar indefinitely. gametophored adj. A drinker who bears the evening's private arrangements conspicuously towards the exit. Azan was gametophored after last orders, carrying everyone's coats and none of the correct ones. gametophyted adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to get home produces another generation of plans. Bosede was gametophyted by closing time, producing a new route home from each coat pocket. gametyped adj. The state of being drunk and selecting the same game for every subsequent round. Latayvia was gametyped by midnight, turning the journey home into another round of choosing what to play. gameversed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the pub as a complete universe, with every regular assigned a storyline. Chance got gameversed and began explaining the barmaid's character arc to the fruit-machine. gamewared adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the pub's remaining software, menus and payment terminals as playable equipment. Shakonda was gamewared at last orders and tried to unlock the card machine with a pint glass. gameworlded adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the fictional universe of the evening for the route home. Aliyat was gameworlded by closing time and searched the taxi rank for a level exit. gameynessed adj. You have drunk enough to become attractively questionable, with a savour that respectable company cannot quite identify. Kalum was gameynessed, and the dinner party received his compliments with cautious gratitude.