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GPM'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who measures the evening in gallons per minute. Joyanna got GPM'd and estimated the bar's output without being asked. GPMG'd adj. Having drunk more than a general-purpose machine could reasonably process, and firing complaints in every direction by breakfast. Brenon woke GPMG'd and delivered short bursts of complaint at the kettle. GPO'd adj. Still drunk, and attempting to buy the room's drinks collectively, without consulting anyone in it. Lindie got GPO'd and negotiated a bulk order with a bartender who had not offered one. GPON'd adj. Too drunk to manage the stairs without a gigabit-capable network of supportive shoulders. Rachard was GPON'd and reached the loos by means of three reliable shoulders. GPPS'd adj. You have drunk enough to become a general-purpose processing system for problems no one has submitted. Daphny woke GPPS'd and processed the disappearance of one sock as a national emergency. GPR'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and detecting buried grievances beneath an otherwise level conversation. Charlie-louise went GPR'd, locating old complaints beneath the table's polite small talk. GPRS'd adj. Drunk and sending the sofa, kitchen and bedside table messages by separate routes. Jathin was GPRS'd, requesting water from the kitchen while sitting beside the tap. GPS arted adj. Drunk in a way that turns an intended walk into a recorded drawing. Almondo became GPS arted and traced a respectable spiral around the square. GPS receivered adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby object appears to offer navigation. Tennesha was GPS receivered and asked the bus shelter for directions. GPS systemed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes walking seem a matter for satellite guidance. Esbeydi became GPS systemed and waited for instructions before crossing the room. GPS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and locating the glass of water with impressive satellite-like precision. Trenidad was GPS'd but still found the water glass beside the bed without assistance. GPT'd (/ˈd͡ʒiːˈpiːˈtiːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining a level partition between the floor and the ceiling. Jaymion was GPT'd and insisted the staircase had been partitioned incorrectly. GPU'd adj. Drunk to the extent of accelerating every image in the house, including the one on the television. Breniya went GPU'd and reached the sofa before the picture had finished loading. GPWS'd adj. Drunk in a way that repeatedly warns of imminent contact with the pavement. Metzi was GPWS'd near the kerb, receiving urgent guidance from everyone within earshot. GPX'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is treated as oxidative damage requiring immediate protection. Charlette woke GPX'd and placed water between herself and the perceived oxidative damage of daylight. GPased adj. Too drunk to distinguish the route home from the route back to the bar. Rhyan was GPased and returned from the taxi rank carrying someone else's umbrella.