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gammoninged adj. Of a drinker who has lashed the evening together and is now relying on the sofa for structural support. Fazila was gammoninged and secured herself to the sofa with a dressing gown cord. gammonned (/ˈɡæmənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a cured joint of pork as a reasonable pillow. Sylvian was gammonned and rested his head beside the roasting tin. gammopathied adj. Describing a drinker who has made the immune system responsible for finding the missing keys. Maitreya was gammopathied and searched the kitchen for antibodies instead of keys. gamnituded adj. A drinker so far gone that the amount of room between the sofa and table requires measurement. Tshaye was gamnituded and measured the gap before attempting to sit down. gamochaed adj. Reduced by drink to a portable cloth, suitable for wiping the bar and little else. Kaelani was gamochaed, wiping the optics while leaning against them for support. gamodemed adj. The state of being drunk and able to pair with anyone present to produce a fertile excuse. Sharda was gamodemed and found a willing partner for every explanation. gamogenesised adj. The condition of a drinker who reproduces last night's conversation without external assistance. Chantina was gamogenesised and repeated the same kitchen story to the sofa. gamogonied adj. The drunkenness of one who turns the production of excuses into a household process. Arhaan was gamogonied and generated excuses whenever anyone mentioned bedtime. gamolenic acided adj. Drunk since last orders, and running on plant oil, with all the delicate slipperiness that suggests. Serafine was gamolenic acided, sliding from the snug towards the crisps without apparent effort. gamomaniacked (/ɡæməˈmeɪnɪækd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every casual acquaintance as a prospective spouse. Ceil became gamomaniacked and proposed to the barman while ordering a final half. gamomaniaed (/ɡæmə(ʊ)ˈmeɪnɪəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and proposing marriage to the fruit machine, the barmaid and the landlord in turn. Koey got gamomaniaed and offered the fruit machine a ring made from a beer mat. gamonted adj. Still drunk, and lingering in a distinct phase of the evening which nobody can identify but everyone can observe. Giovonie was gamonted after breakfast, occupying the corner booth as though awaiting transformation. gamopetalied adj. Too drunk to keep the separate petals of an evening apart, and now presenting one fused floral impression. Lashann got gamopetalied and joined every pub anecdote into one continuous bloom. gamophobed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the prospect of marriage with the fixed alarm of someone shown the register. Rosser became gamophobed when the barmaid mentioned weddings and retreated behind the optics. gamophobiaed adj. Having drunk enough to fear marriage, particularly when the person beside you has a ring-shaped crisp. Anemone was gamophobiaed and inspected every onion ring for matrimonial intent. gamophyted adj. Having drunk more than one can safely divide, and now alternating between active conversation and quiet regrowth. Joeanthony was gamophyted, flourishing briefly at the bar before retreating to the settle.