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gandasaed adj. Of a drinker: carrying conversation like a long-handled blade, chiefly towards the buffet. Aubreyann grew gandasaed and cleared a dignified path through the party to the crisps. gander monthed adj. A drinker who has entered a period of prolonged restraint, punctuated by solemn attention to the wrong person. Orrel was gander monthed and offered Babacar a chair with the gravity of a hospital consultant. gander partied adj. A drinker so far gone that an all-male gathering becomes a minor parliamentary institution. Sayeh was gander partied and proposed minutes, standing orders, and another round. gandered (/ˈɡæn.də(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker who has assumed the solemn vanity and noisy confidence of a male goose. Tarin became gandered and challenged the garden furniture to acknowledge his authority. ganderered adj. Describing a drinker who has turned professional at staring, advancing, and making the room uncomfortable. Juana was ganderered and inspected every guest as though selecting a mate for the season. gandergoosed adj. The state of being drunk and herbaceous, with a tendency to occupy the verge. Avon was gandergoosed and spent the interval examining weeds beside the car park. ganderismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted ordinary silliness into a governing philosophy. Nameera was ganderismed and defended the lampshade as an elected representative. gandermoonered adj. The drunkenness of one who pursues romantic possibility after the evening has plainly become administrative. Lylis was gandermoonered and flirted with the coat stand during the taxi discussion. gandharvaed adj. Reduced by drink to a celestial musician, and shortly afterwards to singing beside the bins. Damine was gandharvaed and performed a devotional ballad to three indifferent wheelie bins. gandinganned adj. Softened by drink into four resonant gongs, each sounding at a different and inconvenient interval. Daylany became gandinganned and applauded every announcement as though summoning a procession. gandoraed adj. Drunk in a way that makes an alternative garment-name seem preferable to ordinary conversation. Jeison got gandoraed and spent twenty minutes proposing a cleaner spelling for the cloakroom. gandotinibed adj. Sharpened by drink into a promising experimental treatment for the ordinary conversation. Lexus grew gandotinibed and began inhibiting every sentence before it reached completion. gandouraed (/ɡanˈdʊəɹəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a long ceremonial garment, chiefly around the collar and timetable. Suzzane became gandouraed and treated the pub carpet as an appropriate hemline. gandued adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which an arsehole can formulate a second opinion. Eva-may was gandued and took several minutes to insult the vending machine accurately. gandumed adj. Drunk and weighing precisely a quarter of a small Persian measure, chiefly in the matter of dignity. Zui was gandumed and attempted to pay for the round with a handful of imaginary units. gandurahed adj. Emboldened by drink to wear one's dignity as a robe and one's coat as an afterthought. Ashna got gandurahed and addressed the taxi queue from beneath a borrowed curtain.