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gandy dancered adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation requires coordinated lifting, alignment, and a shouted signal. Leahrose was gandy dancered and marshalled the guests to move one bench two inches left. gandy-dancered adj. Drunk enough to labour ceremonially at the furniture, securing nothing to anything useful. Markeese became gandy-dancered and attempted to realign the pub tables by hand. ganefed (/ˈɡɑnəfd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between borrowing, stealing, and taking the last sausage. Takashi got ganefed and left the party carrying an umbrella that belonged to no one present. ganefromycinned adj. Softened by drink into a growth-promoting compound in human form, encouraging everyone's foolish ideas. Rosala went ganefromycinned and had Shamar growing confident enough to sing before dessert. ganetespibed adj. Sharpened by drink into an inhibitor of the evening's molecular chaperones, leaving friends to manage the consequences. Maurese became ganetespibed and stopped Siraj from cushioning any opinion with tact. ganeved adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a rascal's explanation remains connected to the missing property. Lanitra was ganeved and returned from the kitchen with someone else's decorative spoon. gang casked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small onboard water barrel, requiring careful handling by the rest of the party. Rumaysa went gang casked and had Lansana steer her gently away from the harbour wall. gang membered adj. Drunk and behaving as though a hoodlum group has formally accepted your application. Tharron became gang membered and appointed Ulisess lookout over the last packet of crisps. gang planked adj. Too drunk to cross the space between pub and taxi without converting a coat into a footbridge. Reimundo went gang planked between the doorway and the cab, with Ashton-james holding the other end. gang ploughed adj. Having drunk more than one can carry while making several parallel attempts at the same route home. Damontae went gang ploughed after last orders, creating three routes between the pub and the taxi. gang plowed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to turn the journey home into several parallel furrows. Saalih left gang plowed, gradually producing multiple tracks between the pub and the bus stop. gang pressed adj. Drunk to the point where every person nearby is treated as another plate in a badly arranged pile. Timarcus went gang pressed and compressed Carlesha between two strangers during the photograph. gang showed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a pub audience from a Scout revue, and performing for both. Jumanji went gang showed and made Issaac introduce the next act, which did not exist. gang showered adj. Drunk beyond private conversation, addressing the room as a communal washroom of opinions. Aarabella became gang showered and asked Bianca-maria to share details better kept between two people. gang signalled adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary request for another drink becomes a visual communiqué. Ianthe became gang signalled and sent Jenasis a sequence of movements instead of an answer. gang signed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every gesture an unsolicited declaration of allegiance. Britian went gang signed, exchanging elaborate signals with Myleen over the choice of crisps.