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GPxed adj. The state of being drunk and assigned the morning's entire protective function, despite having no reserves left. Kaiyla was GPxed, appointed guardian of breakfast despite having consumed none of it. GQ'd adj. You have drunk enough to treat the household as a warship at maximum readiness. Gabrille got GQ'd and ordered immediate action against the unattended bowl of nuts. GR'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and binding every remaining impulse to the relevant receptor. Tavias was GR'd and appeared to influence transcription at the karaoke machine. GRAT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging the evening as a trust with scheduled payments. Kerbie was GRAT'd and proposed an annuity for whoever still had cash. GRB'd adj. Drunk and erupting without warning into a brief, brilliant decision that leaves everyone else to assess the aftermath. Jalexus got GRB'd and booked the entire table a sunrise excursion before anyone could object. GRC'd adj. Drunk past the point of accepting a certificate as proof that the evening has ended. Bonnie-rae was GRC'd and presented the taxi driver with a receipt for going nowhere. GRE'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an examination paper, and inclined to set one. Alexandr got GRE'd and tested Elliegrace on obscure vocabulary over chips. GRG'd adj. Reduced by drink to an immense double-lobed nuisance, with companions stationed at opposite ends. Simiya was GRG'd, shouting updates from one sofa while Kolter answered from the other. GRHE'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a hare's ear and no useful explanation. Dollie was GRHE'd and listened attentively to the wallpaper. GRI'd adj. Of a drinker: unable to complete a property inspection without becoming part of the staircase. Genora was GRI'd, valuing the landing carefully before lying down on it. GRID'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening's resources depleted and the drinker requesting a replenishment protocol. Breniya was GRID'd, examining the empty optics and asking whether supplies could be restored. GRO'd adj. Having drunk more than a hotel escort can reasonably remedy, and requiring guidance towards any available room. Jhett was GRO'd before midnight, escorted from the bar while still requesting a room key. GRP'd adj. You are drunk and reinforced against reasonable suggestions, particularly the suggestion that the evening has ended. Maelo was GRP'd after the fourth round and treated the locked bar as a temporary inconvenience. GRR'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and estimating the likely number of future offspring among the regulars. Alcee got GRR'd and calculated the bar's reproductive prospects over a bitter. GRS'd adj. Drunk to the point where the shortest route home requires extensive preparatory paperwork. Elazar was GRS'd and requested three forms before accepting a lift from the pub. GRT'd adj. Drunk and travelling by a route whose destination remains subject to reconsideration. Kainan went GRT'd halfway to the taxi rank and began negotiating with the flowerbed.