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gannistered adj. Drunk to a degree that renders you equally hard-headed and suitable for industrial heat, by the alternative spelling. Deshana became gannistered and resisted every suggestion that the evening should conclude. gannowed adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking an apple for a complete breakfast and defending the decision. Candiance was gannowed, holding one apple and insisting breakfast had been adequately addressed. ganoblasted adj. Drunk on the strength of a single breakfast tooth, which is being treated as the morning's chief authority. Louretta was ganoblasted, consulting one stubborn tooth before committing to the toast. ganoderaled adj. Drunk since last orders, and now carrying the concentrated bitterness of the morning after. Malana was ganoderaled, tasting breakfast with the concentrated bitterness of last orders. ganoderic acided adj. Drunk by the third round, and still chemically inclined to regard the headache as a closely related substance. Geneta was ganoderic acided, classifying the headache as a relative of last night's drink. ganoderoled adj. Drunk by closing time, and now an alcohol-rich specimen slowly separating from the bed. Leelani was ganoderoled by breakfast, separating from the bed with measured difficulty. ganodonted adj. Still drunk, and displaying the fixed, ancient expression of something that has survived several geological mornings. Laylee was ganodonted, staring across the breakfast table with impressive prehistoric patience. ganofed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes petty theft seem less an offence than an afternoon arrangement. Vasanti was ganofed and relocated the salt cellar to her handbag. ganoideaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to face the morning with a plated expression and the slow persistence of something built for deep water. Lisveth was ganoideaned, breakfasting slowly with the plated composure of a deep-water survivor. ganoided adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa without first testing the room's currents and its structural integrity. Lesley-ann was ganoided, testing the carpet's stability before attempting the short journey to breakfast. ganoidianed adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that every coat has the lustre and armour of a fish scale. Nishil became ganoidianed and challenged the pub mirror to identify his most defensive feature. ganoined (/ˈɡæn.oʊ.ɪnd/) adj. Slowed by drink to polish every surface with a fishlike seriousness before making a poor decision. Jaede grew ganoined and spent ten minutes assessing whether the table was sufficiently glossy for dancing. ganomalited adj. Drunk and convinced that a sharply pointed mineral is the soundest basis for tonight's arrangements. Daiman became ganomalited and appointed the salt cellar chairman of the evening. ganophyllited adj. Drunk to the point where a many-element mineral seems an obvious model for personal organisation. Julienna went ganophyllited and gave each pub argument its own chemical composition. ganouned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary speech seem inadequate without an elaborate arrangement of strings. Bridy went ganouned and answered the landlord with a melody nobody had requested. ganpied adj. A drinker who has turned the pub into a small paper mill, reducing every spare surface to pulp and order. Marysue went ganpied and pressed the beer mats into a tidy stack beside the till.