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G-flatted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably support, and now speaking a semitone lower. Tracine got G-flatted and delivered the toast in a grave, lowered register. G-formed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every sentence to its base form, usually near the bar. Kellsy got G-formed and spoke only in short verbs after last orders. G-funked adj. Describing a drinker who has slowed the evening to a melodic, low-slung crawl. Padon got G-funked and drifted towards the jukebox with a relaxed conviction. G-girled adj. A drinker who has acquired an assistant's patience and a politician's need for discreet arrangements. Dutch got G-girled and began scheduling private conversations beside the fruit machine. G-manned adj. A drinker so far gone that every fellow customer appears to be part of an investigation. Lennell got G-manned and questioned the regulars about the missing pork scratchings. G-noted adj. The state of being drunk and treating every small expense as a substantial financial event. Johniqua was G-noted, counting the change from the jukebox as serious capital. G-proteined adj. Drunk by the third round, and relaying pub signals with increasing confidence and decreasing accuracy. Azaliya became G-proteined and mistook a coaster for a message from the landlord. G-quadruplexed adj. The condition of a drinker who has folded into four mutually reinforcing strands of pub logic. Jossalyn became G-quadruplexed, supporting the same argument from four directions. G-rided adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating a stolen car as the evening's natural conclusion. Yandell was G-rided, and asked whether the getaway vehicle required a designated driver. G-sharp majored adj. Having drunk enough to require seven sharps and a double sharp before ordering chips. Delen was G-sharp majored and annotated the takeaway menu as though scoring an overture. G-sharp minored adj. Having drunk more than the situation warrants, and hearing melancholy in an otherwise major evening. Laural was G-sharp minored and found the cloakroom's lost property profoundly moving. G-sharped adj. Still drunk, and persistently raising every ordinary remark by a semitone. Gauge remained G-sharped at breakfast, making the kettle sound unexpectedly operatic. G-spotted (/ˈdʒiː.spɒtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to discover a supposedly sensitive point in every piece of furniture. Shunterria got G-spotted and located the chair's delicate place by sitting on it. G-spottered adj. You are drunk and operating an instrument whose purpose has become broadly interpretive. Cayliana was G-spottered, applying the massager to the television remote with confidence. G-stringed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced formal attire to its most economical surviving principle. Asmara was G-stringed by midnight, yet still accepted the responsibility of proposing the toast. G-suited adj. The state of being drunk and braced for violent acceleration, though only the taxi is moving. Tamishia was G-suited in the back seat, gripping the handle during an entirely ordinary turn.