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GRU'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and recurrently producing yesterday's conversation whenever prompted. Niquisha was GRU'd, returning to the same anecdote each time Taneal mentioned trains. GRWM'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and still explaining how you got ready to leave. Sumaira was GRWM'd and narrated the selection of her coat in detail. GRWUS'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and preparing several people simultaneously for departure. Shabrie became GRWUS'd and organised a group tutorial on putting on scarves. GRX'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and roaming between conversations as though changing networks. Torionna was GRX'd and lost the thread somewhere between two tables. GS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every pavement irregularity becomes evidence for a formal survey. Taneice was GS'd and mapped the cracks outside the pub. GSA'd adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed the nearest companion to provide customer service in an unserved region. Zahava got GSA'd and delegated all further enquiries to the person beside her. GSB'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to retreat into the kitchen's green corner and converse with the houseplants. Melaina got GSB'd and watered the basil with the glass intended for Hongyu. GSD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of patrolling the room and regarding every arrival as significant. Liesl was GSD'd by closing time, monitoring the hallway from beside the umbrella stand. GSE'd adj. Drunk beyond private enterprise, requiring several friends to sponsor the next stage of the evening. Hamsini went GSE'd and secured three separate backers for a taxi she could not find. GSF'd adj. Still drunk, and claiming the bar's floorspace includes every level occupied by coats and elbows. Rishikesh got GSF'd and measured the pub from cellar to gantry. GSG'd adj. Loosened by drink into planning a campaign for the pub, while assigning territories to unwilling companions. Wadeeah was GSG'd and divided the smoking area between Rodriquez and three unconsulted strangers. GSH'd adj. Describing a drinker who has been reduced to three small reserves: sourness, fragility and misplaced confidence. Nikkol was GSH'd by breakfast, relying on three small reserves and an optimistic account of the taxi. GSH-PX'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every minor hazard as oxidative damage and appointing yourself its enzyme. Pasquinel got GSH-PX'd and began shielding the candles from imaginary chemical attack. GSH-Pxed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing yourself a protective enzyme, and intervening wherever danger might theoretically occur. Takeeta went GSH-Pxed and confiscated the crisps as a precaution against their deterioration. GSHP'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a ground-source system, drawing warmth from below and returning little. Brianda went GSHP'd and spent ten minutes extracting confidence from the cellar stairs. GSHPX'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently defending the room against invisible oxidative damage. Bernon became GSHPX'd and patrolled the bar, neutralising threats no one else could detect.