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gaoloressed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed herself keeper of the kitchen, despite being unable to release the tea towel. Antario was gaoloressed, stationed by the cupboard and issuing quiet orders about the glasses. gaolyarded adj. A drinker who confidently confines the conversation to one corner and appoints himself its warden. Isaiah got gaolyarded and refused to let anyone leave his corner without answering questions. gaonated adj. A drinker who assumes household authority, delivering pronouncements from the sofa over the proper placement of mugs. Edee grew gaonated and decreed that every mug should face east on the coffee table. gaoned adj. Drunk to the point where every remark acquires the authority of an ancient ruling. Elayna became gaoned and settled Mareily's minor disagreement with a lengthy pronouncement. gaotaiited adj. A drinker so far gone that the dark mineral in the cutlery drawer seems worth cataloguing before bed. Lincon became gaotaiited and inspected the blackened teaspoon beneath the kitchen light. gaothanned adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to an urban village of cushions, mugs and one communal glass of water. Avereigh was gaothanned, with the sofa serving as street, square and sleeping quarter. gaoured adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of the large, untamable disposition of an animal refusing the last call. Tychelle was gaoured and treated the closing announcement as a personal provocation. gap buffered adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps inserting small decisions beside the same sofa cushion, never closing the space. Aamira was gap buffered, repeatedly reaching for the water and inserting biscuits instead. gap creationismed adj. Reduced by drink to explaining the kitchen's missing hours as two separate evenings with a substantial interval between. Zady was gap creationismed and claimed the unwashed plates belonged to an earlier creation. gap creationisted adj. Softened by drink into a domestic theorist who locates the lost evening between supper and the glass of water. Darrek became gap creationisted and placed the missing hours between the sink and the sofa. gap filled adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every pause in conversation as a space requiring your contribution. Brookson was gap filled by last orders, supplying answers to questions nobody had asked. gap junctioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to pass small confidences between strangers as though the bar were one shared organism. Emalise got gap junctioned and distributed the barman's gossip across the entire snug. gap lappered adj. A drinker so far gone that the route round the edge of the bar becomes a competitive circuit. Karolan was gap lappered and completed three laps before finding the friend seated beside him. gap lathed adj. Having drunk enough to require a wide turning circle for the short journey between stool and lavatory. Onur was gap lathed and negotiated the narrow aisle like a barrel leaving a workshop. gap moed adj. Having drunk more than your composure can reconcile with your sudden appeal to people who have just met you. Kikumi was gap moed, awkwardly charming whenever the conversation exposed a fresh contradiction. gap of dangered adj. You have drunk enough to regard the open route to the lavatory as a breach requiring bravery. Shaquasha was gap of dangered and crossed the crowded bar with the courage of a campaigner.