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gapicomined adj. Drunk on the strength of a widening conversation that dilates around every proposed route home. Tameera became gapicomined and opened a conversational space large enough to delay the entire taxi queue. gapiked adj. Sharpened by drink into counting the small change beside the kettle with unwarranted precision. Abiram, gapiked, sorted the coins on the kitchen table by denomination and then by shine. gapinged (/ˈɡeɪpɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary pub event warrants a prolonged, unblinking inspection. Harvey-john was gapinged, watching the barman change a barrel as though it were theatre. gapingstocked adj. Drunk enough to become the bar's accepted object of laughter, while remaining convinced you are running the entertainment. Mattilynn was gapingstocked by midnight, conducting the room with a beer mat. gaplessnessed adj. You are drunk and have achieved continuity, chiefly between the sofa and the floor. Jhonael remained gaplessnessed, maintaining one unbroken journey from barstool to carpet. gapmered adj. Of a drinker: chemically elaborate at the centre, and presently incapable of cleaving a sandwich. Kdynce grew gapmered and attempted to divide a sandwich with molecular precision. gapped (/ɡæpd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who leaves an opening between intention and action, usually beside the sink. Issaac was gapped, standing between the sofa and water glass without committing to either. gapped scaled adj. Of a drinker who has omitted certain tones from the complete set, usually the high ones. Dillon became gapped scaled and sang the national anthem with several elevations missing. gappered (/ˈɡæpə(ɹ)d/) adj. Describing a drinker who has sent the conversation clean through the fielders and into the shrubbery. Khamyla, thoroughly gappered, drove the conversation between two guests and into the garden. gappinessed adj. A drinker who has acquired gaps in both memory and the account of the evening. Ivanelle was gappinessed, with several hours absent from an otherwise respectable night. gappinged (/ˈɡæpɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every second clause has quietly declined to arrive. Labresha was gappinged, producing sentences whose verbs had retired halfway through. gappisted adj. The state of being drunk and committed to creating a gap, particularly between oneself and the taxi. Caesyn grew gappisted and declared the distance to the taxi spiritually necessary. gappynessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become irregularly absent from his own conversation. Rasheen attained gappynessed, with pauses appearing where his thoughts ought to have been. gapsited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a vacant place where a person was expected. Ephrata was gapsited by closing time, a conspicuous absence beside the coat stand. gar-fished adj. You are drunk and furnished with a long, narrow reach for unattended glasses. Higinia, gar-fished, retrieved the water from the far end of the kitchen without standing. garaaded adj. Softened by drink into an elder statesman whose principal kingdom is the nearest armchair. Benjamen grew garaaded and delivered tribal counsel from beside the television.