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garabatoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a tropical climbing plant, then directed towards the curtains. Keidren became garabatoed and advanced upon the curtains by an uncertain botanical route. garadshipped adj. Loosened by drink into a small kingdom, with the bathroom as its contested frontier. Johaun became garadshipped and administered the bathroom with hereditary confidence. garage apartmented adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a tenant negotiating stairs built above a car. Rozario became garage apartmented and approached the staircase as a long-term property matter. garage banded adj. Drunk and producing raw, enthusiastic music with one instrument fewer than the occasion requires. Latarcha was garage banded, providing percussion on the radiator and vocals near the kettle. garage certificated adj. Drunk since last orders, and demanding documentary proof that every vehicle possesses a legitimate destination. Cherre was garage certificated and questioned the taxi driver about his right to park there. garage door openered adj. Drunk past the point of operating a remote control without summoning the entire building. Tequarius became garage door openered and pressed the button until the television responded. garage doored adj. Drunk enough to raise an obstacle, wait for it to rise, and then forget why. Zikiya was garage doored, standing before the kitchen as though awaiting mechanical permission. garage punked adj. Drunk in a way that reduces sophisticated musical ambition to a chair, a cable and noise. Giovonie was garage punked, producing three chords beside the bins and calling it a set. garage queened adj. Drunk to a degree that one remains beautifully preserved, stationary and of no practical use. Habeeb was garage queened, immaculate in the corner and unwilling to undertake any journey. garage rocked adj. Drunk to the extent of producing simple, raw music whose principal venue is beside the bins. Shene was garage rocked and played the same three chords beneath the neighbour’s window. garage saled adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every object in the room as negotiable household surplus. Amari-rae was garage saled and tried to sell Emem his own umbrella. garage suited adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted the party into a cramped upstairs flat and assigned everyone rooms. Jealyn became garage suited and offered Donell the sofa for a modest weekly rent. garage-punked adj. Drunk, with the result that raw guitar music becomes indistinguishable from moving furniture. Montressa was garage-punked and furnished the evening with one chord and several impacts. garage-rocked adj. Drunk on the strength of three chords, a battered amplifier and confidence exceeding the premises. Dawnta was garage-rocked and performed beside the bins with admirable disregard for refinement. garaged (/ˈɡæ.ɹɑː(d)ʒd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to store oneself among tools, tyres and several unresolved household projects. Ercell got garaged and spent the evening among tyres, tins and obsolete intentions. garagefuled adj. Reduced by drink to the quantity required to fill a garage, with the remaining guests making room. Brenna was garagefuled by midnight, while Saleah moved the furniture to the pavement.