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garbagescaped adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every room as terrain requiring careful navigation around scattered refuse. Lenny-joe crossed the lounge garbagescaped, plotting a route between glasses and discarded napkins. garbagesed adj. Drunk to a degree that the room, the people, and the stairs have become indistinguishable forms of waste. Larosha was garbagesed and asked which bin the staircase belonged in. garbagewared adj. Drunk on the strength of software so poor that each command produces a different, less useful result. Avakate went garbagewared and pressed the same lift button until the stairwell seemed preferable. garbagewomanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and still collecting empty glasses with professional determination but declining accuracy. Warnie became garbagewomanned and carried three empty glasses upstairs before noticing the tray was missing. garbanzo beaned adj. Still drunk, and proceeding in small, separate pulses, with the stairs negotiated one rounded step at a time. Karar was garbanzo beaned and counted each stair as though it required shelling. garbanzoed (/ɡɑɹˈbɑnzoʊd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and rounded, podlike in movement, with each step containing several small decisions. Alaiyah was garbanzoed, taking the stairs in short, carefully shelled movements. garbardined adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning diagonally textured, with every task running slightly off line. Eular was garbardined, making tea in a pattern no clock could recognise. garbed (/ɡɑː(ɹ)bd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of adopting a new style of dress from whatever the nearest guests have removed. Kerrin was garbed in Clady's scarf and maintained that it improved the evening. garbelled adj. Too drunk to retain the coarse parts of anything, including the edges of steps and the ends of sentences. Corene was garbelled and sifted every instruction down to an unusable murmur. garbhagrihaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the innermost room as sacred ground and enter it with ceremonial difficulty. Collyn became garbhagrihaed and bowed to the cupboard before attempting the stairs. garbidged adj. Drunk by the third round, and reverting to an older spelling of both speech and table manners. Alarick was garbidged and assured Ameena that crumbs were the proper traditional garnish. garbled (/ˈɡɑː(ɹ)bəld/) adj. Having drunk enough to make speech confused, directions unreliable, and the staircase grammatically impossible. Artavian got garbled and described the stairs as a vertical corridor with opinions. garblednessed adj. Having drunk more than speech can accommodate, leaving every word present but none in its proper order. Jiro was garblednessed and asked the banister whether it had seen his jacket. garblemented adj. You have drunk enough to turn each instruction into an independent confusion before it reaches anyone else. Rishav went garblemented and gave four incompatible directions to the lavatory. garblered adj. You are drunk and converting ordinary conversation into a series of confident inaccuracies. Tyresse became garblered and corrected the landlord’s name three times without once saying it correctly. garblessnessed adj. Of a drinker: unclothed by degrees, usually while insisting that each missing garment remains safely accounted for. Glayds was garblessnessed by midnight, having left a cardigan on every other stair.