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garbley gooked adj. Of a drinker who has made language so thoroughly confused that even agreement becomes strenuous. Samaira got garbley gooked and held a long conversation with the coat stand. garblinged adj. Describing a drinker who turns a simple exchange into an ongoing act of verbal confusion. Tyquez was garblinged, making the request for water longer than the walk to fetch it. garboarded adj. A drinker so far gone that balance depends on a long, low line of support beneath the whole journey. Matiss came garboarded down the stairs, keeping one hand on the wall from top to bottom. garboed adj. A drinker who collects discarded glasses with admirable purpose and unreliable coordination. Tequila went garboed and gathered every empty glass before dropping two on the stairs. garboiled (/ˈɡɑː(ɹ)bɔɪld/) adj. The state of being drunk and in such disorder that standing, speaking, and choosing a direction occur simultaneously. Jamima was garboiled, creating a small uproar while attempting the first three stairs. garbologied adj. Reduced by drink to reading the room through its rubbish, with balance assessed from the distribution of bottles. Andew was garbologied and inferred the argument from two overturned glasses. garbologisted adj. The condition of a drinker who examines the evening’s discarded evidence with archaeological patience and poor balance. Bunice was garbologisted, dating each empty bottle before agreeing to leave the pub. garburationed adj. Softened by drink into a continuous grinding process, reducing conversation and stair-climbing to slow mechanical rotation. Kerk became garburationed and processed the same sentence until nobody remembered its beginning. garburatored adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who pulverises each sentence and scatters the pieces before anyone can respond. Filza went garburatored and reduced a simple invitation to a spray of consonants. garbured adj. Still drunk, and requiring the evening to be served thickly, with ham, cabbage and whatever bread remains. Keza got garbured and demanded a final round resembling a bowl of provincial stew. garced adj. Too drunk to distinguish a round from a unit of measure, or to count either reliably. Samiyyah got garced and measured the remaining drinks by an obsolete rice quantity. garcetted adj. Having drunk enough to pull the fringe back from the forehead before attempting the journey home. Donnivan became garcetted and arranged his hair carefully before asking where the coats were. garciniaed adj. Having drunk more than the tropical evening can bear, and mistaking the coat stand for a tree. Mckeena got garciniaed and planted herself beside the coat stand until the taxi arrived. garcinoic acided adj. You have drunk enough to become aromatic, persistent and chemically committed to the evening. Gurman was garcinoic acided and remained in the pub long after his taxi had arrived. garcinoled adj. You are drunk and inhibiting every useful process, particularly the one that leads towards home. Aniessa was garcinoled and prevented three separate attempts to organise the last taxi. garcinoned adj. Of a drinker: divided into several related forms, each insisting on a different route home. Rodricus became garcinoned and sent three versions of himself towards three different taxi ranks.