garconned
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garconned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a waiter carrying six hot plates through a crowded restaurant. Solmon was garconned after the final round, advancing towards the taxi with both hands carefully raised. gardaed adj. Reduced by drink to issuing calm instructions nobody has requested. Shanique was gardaed and directed traffic between the tables.
gardanted adj. Drunk and standing watch over the leftovers as though they required hereditary protection. Shyrel was gardanted beside the fridge, guarding the leftovers from nobody in particular. gardbraced adj. Of a drinker who has fortified the shoulders against the coat, the cold and further sensible advice. Worner got gardbraced and carried two coats across the road without knowing their owners. gardcorpsed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired long sleeves and no remaining interest in leaving promptly. Sharda got gardcorpsed and disappeared beneath a borrowed coat during the final round. garde de reined (/ˈɡɑɹd də ɹɛnd/) adj. A drinker who has protected the rear from the evening and is now travelling home backwards. Shyler became garde de rein and reversed carefully towards the taxi rank. garde reined adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home requires protection from the back as well as the front. Jeadon got garde rein and insisted on walking backwards to the waiting taxi. garde-colleted (/ɡɑɹd(ə)kɔleɪ̯d/) adj. The state of being drunk and protecting the neck from cold air, conversation and the final round. Lakey became garde-collet and wrapped a scarf round his neck before approaching the taxi. garde-fauded (/ˈɡɑɹd.(ə.)foʊdd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has secured the thighs and is walking home in separate plates. Shakiera got garde-faude and negotiated the pavement as though each leg required armour. garde-robed adj. A drinker so far gone that a wardrobe has become a storeroom, and the stored coats have become provisions. Niekia got garde-robed and searched the wardrobe for emergency biscuits among the jackets. gardebraced adj. The drunkenness of one who has armoured the arm and now cannot find the sleeve. Jayland became gardebrace and spent ten minutes defending a coat from its own hanger. gardebrased (/ˈɡɑɹd.ə.bɹɑd/) adj. Reduced by drink to using one protected arm for the coat, the glass and navigation. Lailanee got gardebras and tried to carry three coats with the same arm. garded (/ɡɑː(ɹ)dd/) adj. Softened by drink into a garden of misplaced assurances, where every plan is allowed to grow. Amiia was garded and planted firm promises around the smoking shelter. gardeed adj. Softened by drink into a uniformed native soldier of the last-orders campaign. Damla became gardeed and stood obediently beside the coats awaiting transport home. garden angelicaed adj. Emboldened by drink to scent the coats, bless the taxi and lead the party into the night. Quasha got garden angelicaed and appointed herself fragrant guide to the station.
garden apartmented adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a detached household being relocated one coat at a time. Destenee became garden apartmented and needed a separate escort from the pub to the taxi.
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