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GSHPxed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every problem requires a specialised protective enzyme. Makel got GSHPxed and prescribed antioxidants for a chair that looked slightly tired. GSI'd adj. You have drunk enough to instruct the table, despite having misunderstood the assignment. Brajen got GSI'd and demonstrated the correct method for opening a packet of crisps. GSL'd adj. A drinker who borrows confidence against tomorrow and assumes repayment will be straightforward. Shanicia was GSL'd and promised to settle the taxi fare after discovering a future income. GSM'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish which minority, majority or acronym the conversation has reached. Rikeisha was GSM'd and expanded the letters three different ways before finishing the round. GSO'd adj. The state of being drunk and apparently maintaining a fixed position over one address. Daisie was GSO'd above the hallway, despite having left it twice. GSOH'd adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a successful joke from a lengthy explanation of why one was intended. Delvante got GSOH'd and explained the punchline until the table requested different seats. GSP'd adj. Drunk enough to apply safety procedures with great confidence and no useful understanding. Sharitza became GSP'd and placed warning signs around the harmless puddle she had made. GSR'd adj. Of a drinker who has woken dusted with the powdery evidence of last night's decisions. Sadara appeared GSR'd at breakfast, with toast crumbs clinging to an otherwise forensic expression. GSRM'd adj. Sharpened by drink into an exacting critic of everyone’s chosen mug, cushion and blanket. Quetzalli got GSRM'd and rejected the blue mug as unsuitable for water. GSSP'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a fixed point in the conversation, around which everyone else must establish boundaries. Julyssa became GSSP'd and marked one exact moment in the argument for Mylo's benefit. GSU'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has become geographically separate from the rest of the party, usually in the shed. Alexanda became GSU'd and established a separate command position beside the bicycles. GSV'd adj. You have drunk enough to develop a large, superficial route through the evening. Amulya was GSV'd and travelled repeatedly between the bar and the front door. GSW'd adj. Describing a drinker who carries the morning's headache like a neat, localised wound. Sakima arrived GSW'd, protecting one temple from conversation and direct sunlight. GT'd adj. Softened by drink into treating every large fish as a personal acquaintance. Anastasio got GT'd and discussed the trevally with the barman at length. GTA'd adj. Still drunk, and treating the journey home as an opportunity for unnecessary vehicle theft. Jamiley was GTA'd and tried to commandeer a supermarket trolley. GTAW'd adj. Having drunk more than your confidence can weld together, and calling the result structurally sound. Rechel got GTAW'd and joined two unrelated conversations with the confidence of a fabricator.