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garden partied adj. Sharpened by drink into formal hospitality, despite the dressing gown and the uncut lawn. Zev was garden partied by nine, offering visiting neighbours imaginary cucumber sandwiches. garden path sentenced (/ˈɡɑːdən pɑːθ ˈsɛntənsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to misread every morning instruction before reaching its obvious meaning. Olabisi became garden path sentenced, taking the request for toast as a legal document. garden pathed adj. Loosened by drink into a winding route home, with each paving stone briefly consulted. Eimhear arrived garden pathed, having followed the patio in several unplanned directions. garden patienced adj. Drunk and waiting in the border for the morning to become less dock-like. Eknoor was garden patienced, standing beside the flowerbed and awaiting a change in conditions. garden peaed adj. Drunk to the point where breakfast is approached as a pod, with companions kept neatly together. Meyly was garden peaed, arranging the peas on the plate before admitting the spoon was missing. garden pested adj. Drunk enough to regard every domestic creature as a threat to cultivated vegetation. Ocean was garden pested by breakfast, accusing the cat of damaging the basil. garden pizzaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a vegetable topping from a complete horticultural undertaking. Shakiva was garden pizzaed, requesting the salad be returned to the soil. garden saladed adj. Drunk beyond the ability to regard leafy greens as food rather than a landscape. Arianny was garden saladed by breakfast, wandering through the lettuce with a fork. garden shearsed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every conversation pruned back to its shortest possible branch. Kory was garden shearsed by breakfast, cutting every explanation down to one word. garden shedded adj. Drunk, with the result that the person is found among tools, cushions and yesterday's practical intentions. Mckinsie was garden shedded at dawn, asleep beside the lawnmower with a spade for company. garden snaked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning's imaginary reptile seem a reasonable household concern. Antanay was garden snaked, searching beneath the sofa for the snake heard during the night. garden soiled adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring organic improvement before becoming socially useful again. Cambra was garden soiled by breakfast, needing water and a quiet corner before conversation. garden sorrelled adj. Drunk on the strength of sourness, wincing at the daylight as though it had been freshly picked. Oudia was garden sorrelled by morning, finding the orange juice needlessly botanical. garden syringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring careful watering before any further handling. Umekia was garden syringed by breakfast, accepting small quantities of water under supervision. garden varietied adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced by morning to an entirely standard example of the species. Mahayla was garden varietied by breakfast, ordinary in every respect except her confidence about toast. garden warblered adj. Drunk by closing time, and chirping plainly through the night before falling silent at dawn. Patrichia was garden warblered, producing a thin account of the evening from beneath the duvet.