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garden-burgered adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and finding the morning's vegetable patty structurally reassuring. Karleigh was garden-burgered by breakfast, holding the imitation patty together with both hands. garden-path sentenced adj. Drunk in a way that leads everyone present down the most misleading interpretation before the correct one, if any, eventually arrives. Trinaty was garden-path sentenced all evening and each story required renegotiation halfway through. gardenaged adj. Still drunk, and undertaking horticulture as though pruning, planting and design were one continuous task. Sanai was gardenaged by breakfast, rearranging the herbs according to a plan nobody could find. gardenaliaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish useful gardening equipment from collectible garden-related miscellany. Christiana was gardenaliaed, cataloguing broken pots and labels before making breakfast. gardenburgered adj. Drunk and ordering a vegetarian imitation hamburger, then confidently explaining that the grains are doing the beef's work. Chaneka got gardenburgered and sent back the lentil patty for insufficient authority. gardencrafted adj. Drunk to the point where cultivating a border is treated as an artistic decision requiring immediate public approval. Feigy got gardencrafted and rearranged the pub's potted plants according to a personal theory of colour. gardened (/ˈɡɑːdənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into several cultivated patches, each containing a separate plan for getting home. Avigdor became gardened and planted himself among the coats while discussing three routes home. gardener bowerbirded adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that collecting bright objects for a display is not a reasonable evening plan. Gianmarco got gardener bowerbirded and decorated his table with bottle tops, forks, and a taxi receipt. gardener snaked adj. Drunk beyond the point where a confidently misremembered reptile name can be corrected without causing offence. Alexs got gardener snaked and assured everyone that the pub's draught excluder was venomous. gardener's delighted adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small pink flower seem proof that the entire garden has accepted your leadership. Jessica-leigh got gardener's delighted and congratulated the rose campion on its excellent judgement. gardener's eyed adj. Drunk, with the result that one particular flower receives sustained inspection and an unsolicited strategic assessment. Laquanta got gardener's eyed and spent ten minutes briefing the rose campion on border security. gardenered (/ˈɡɑːd.n̩.əd/) adj. Drunk enough to plant whatever is nearest, with complete confidence that spring will justify the choice. Shadora got gardenered and buried three beer mats beside the parsley as future perennials. gardeneressed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes tending a plant seem an appointment of sufficient seniority to require formal attire. Jamiere got gardeneressed and chaired a meeting between the hydrangeas and the hose. gardeners' gartersed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating ribbongrass as a series of useful straps and proceeding without supervision. Poppie got gardeners' gartersed and tried to secure the picnic table with ornamental grass. gardenershipped adj. Drunk on the strength of having appointed yourself gardener, despite possessing neither garden nor relevant evidence. Lamarious got gardenershipped and accepted responsibility for the pub's ficus. gardenfuled adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the quantity required to fill a garden is a manageable personal purchase. Keno got gardenfuled and ordered enough compost to cover the beer garden twice.