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gardenhooded adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the status of a proper garden into rooms containing no soil whatsoever. Riccardo got gardenhooded and demanded that the carpet be respected as a lawn. gardenhosed adj. Drunk beyond orderly control, with the persistent, flexible reach of domestic watering equipment. Danvir went gardenhosed and irrigated three unrelated conversations before sitting down. gardeniaed (/ɡɑːˈdiːnjəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and emitting the confidence of a tropical shrub that has been asked to host proceedings. Taiquan got gardeniaed and arranged white napkins around himself as though awaiting pollinators. gardening leaved adj. Too drunk to work, yet sufficiently confident to describe dismissal as an extended period of horticultural reflection. Colista got gardening leaved and announced that unemployment would allow careful study of begonias. gardeninged adj. Still drunk, and treating every patch of earth as an invitation to begin horticulture immediately. Angeljesus got gardeninged and attempted to improve the pub garden with chips and a teaspoon. gardenmakered adj. Sufficiently drunk to create a garden wherever there is an empty container and an audience to reassure. Breno got gardenmakered and designed a formal parterre in four abandoned pint glasses. gardenmakinged adj. Having drunk enough to begin creating a garden from whatever the evening has left within reach. Toba got gardenmakinged and converted the cloakroom into a scheme of paths and gravel. gardenosided adj. Having drunk more than good sense permits, and treating a botanical glycoside as a persuasive basis for further orders. Logan-joe got gardenosided and recommended gardenia chemistry to the bartender before ordering another round. gardenried adj. You have drunk enough to regard gardening as a skill acquired by confidence rather than practice. Lyane got gardenried and corrected the groundskeeper on the proper handling of a rake. gardenscaped adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to perceive the surrounding landscape as a garden requiring immediate redesign. Kaithlin got gardenscaped and moved the traffic cones into a formal avenue. gardenwared adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every pot, trellis, and birdbath for equipment in a personal improvement campaign. Carlissia got gardenwared and purchased a statue to supervise the taxi queue. gardenweared adj. Describing a drinker who has dressed for gardening without possessing a garden, task, or remaining plan. Lilarose got gardenweared and wore gloves to negotiate the final round. gardenworked adj. A drinker who regards ordinary labour in a garden as urgent, regardless of the hour or ownership. Marreco got gardenworked and began weeding the pub's carpet with a table knife. garderobed (/ˈɡɑːdɹəʊbd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the sofa becomes a wardrobe and every coat seems worth putting away. Nashlie, garderobed, tucked a blanket into the umbrella stand before finding the sofa. gardevinned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the empty jug as a companion requiring a seat at the kitchen table. Abhijit, gardevinned, poured water into the wine jug and apologised for the substitution. gardianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and watching over the household as though the cushions required protection. Lanette was gardianed on the sofa, guarding Kayleh and the television remote.