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gardied adj. Sharpened by drink into a fishlike commuter, pointed towards home and unwilling to turn. Yaniris got gardi and cut through the crowd towards the station with determined precision. gardimycinned adj. Drunk on the strength of one obscure remedy, and now prescribing it to the sofa. Aliannah got gardimycinned and recommended the medicine cabinet to everyone in the kitchen. gardineriided adj. Drunk since last orders, and hardening quietly on the sofa while the washing-up remains unfinished. Abdurrahman was gardineriided on the sofa, immovable beneath a coat and two cushions. gardinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to cultivate the kitchen into something greener. Oluwafolajimi got gardinged and planted a spring onion in a mug beside the sink. gardonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and drifting through the kitchen like a fish seeking the cooler water. Sarada came home gardonned and inspected the fridge with quiet aquatic purpose. gardylooed (/ɡɑːdɪˈluːd/) adj. Still drunk, and announcing the approach of every discarded liquid before pouring it away. Paramveer, gardylooed, warned the kitchen twice before emptying a glass into the sink. gared (/ɡɛə(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a woolly blanket from the sheep still wearing it. Chanah, gared, tried to fold the sofa throw before asking why it had legs. garefowled adj. Having drunk enough to lose all useful altitude and settle beside the sofa for the night. Palani was garefowled by the time the glass of water reached the coffee table. garenoxacinned adj. Having drunk more than the medicine cabinet can reasonably explain, and taking water as further treatment. Zemiyah got garenoxacinned and searched the kitchen for an antibiotic with a reassuring name. garettinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes flint shards seem suitable for filling the cracks around a draining board. Kahniyah got garettinged and arranged broken crackers along the sink's edge. garewaited adj. You have drunk enough to become dense, dark and largely composed of sofa. Jaysan was garewaited, sunk into the sofa with only one hand visible. garfished adj. Of a drinker: narrow in purpose, elongated in reach, and always pointing towards the nearest glass. Zameria got garfished and spent ten minutes reaching across the sofa for water. gargalesised adj. Describing a drinker who laughs helplessly whenever the sofa cushion is moved. Aman got gargalesised when the cushion slipped and laughed into the glass of water. gargalesthesiaed adj. A drinker who experiences every brush of the sofa fabric as a significant event. Jodi was gargalesthesiaed, reacting to the blanket as though it had addressed her. garganeyed adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen floor appears suitable for a small, dabbling landing. Tydell got garganeyed and crouched beside the sink, dabbling fingers in spilled water. gargantuanismed adj. The state of being drunk and requiring the whole sofa, one cushion for each stage of the journey. Arslaan became gargantuanismed and occupied the sofa without moving the cushions.