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gargantuannessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has expanded to fill the sofa and several domestic obligations. Zahin was gargantuannessed, occupying the sofa while the kettle waited in the kitchen. gargarismed adj. The drunkenness of one who repeatedly gargles water instead of swallowing it. Kashi, gargarismed, treated the kitchen glass as a small personal washroom. garged (/ˈɡɑːɡd/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned the sofa into a stone lookout overlooking the kitchen. Endiya, garged, surveyed the kitchen from the sofa and ordered water for the household. gargeted (/ˈɡɑː(ɹ)ɡɪtd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a tender, complaining state beside the sofa, requiring water and quiet. Klaudiusz got gargeted and requested the glass of water in a tone suited to convalescence. gargilled adj. Softened by drink into a head-heavy presence that cannot quite leave the sofa. Jatana was gargilled, resting her head against the sofa arm while the kettle boiled. gargle-factoried adj. Loosened by drink into a domestic bar, with the sofa as counter and the kitchen as stockroom. Riggs got gargle-factoried and served imaginary rounds from the kitchen to the sofa. gargled (/ˈɡɑ(ɹ)ɡəld/) adj. Slowed by drink to inspect each mouthful as though it required preliminary treatment before swallowing. Aliceia was gargled and subjected her lemonade to an unnecessary oral quality assessment. garglered adj. Too drunk to gargle without involving the table, the bar towel, and the next round. Charlee was garglered by closing time, attempting mouthwash with a pint glass. gargling fluided adj. Having drunk enough to regard ordinary mouthwash as a perfectly sensible final measure. Jeida went gargling fluided after the pub and searched the bathroom cabinet by touch. garglinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a routine rinse into a prolonged performance at the pub sink. Andy was garglinged in the toilets, while the landlord polished the pumps. gargolled (/ˈɡɑː(ɹ)ɡəld/) adj. Having drunk more than the pig could reasonably have endured, and looking somewhat thickened about the mouth. Lillyian was gargolled after the club luncheon and needed guiding past the trough. gargouilladed (/ˌɡɑː(ɹ)ɡuːˈjɑːdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to attempt a double turn with both feet leaving the floor. Ardita went gargouilladed beside the jukebox and nearly took the bar mat with her. gargouletted adj. You are drunk and pouring conversation from yourself in a cool, steady stream with no obvious outlet. Ebony-rae was gargouletted, decanting pub gossip beside the lager pump. gargoyle geckoed adj. Describing a drinker who clings to the warmest corner, blinks slowly, and communicates chiefly by staring. Jaymar was gargoyle geckoed beneath the fruit machine, blinking at the darts board. gargoyled (/ˈɡɑː.ɡɔɪld/) adj. Of a drinker: fixed above the gutter of the evening, grotesque, and unexpectedly useful for drainage. Angelino stood gargoyled over the sink, conveying lager away from the carpet. gargoylishnessed (/ˈɡɑːɹɡɔɪlɪʃnəsd/) adj. A drinker who has acquired a grotesque expression and remains oddly helpful around dripping glasses. Ahja was gargoylishnessed by midnight, grimacing nobly over the bar towels.