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gargoylismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the face has thickened into a permanent architectural expression. Laveria was gargoylismed at closing, her smile fixed somewhere above the bar. gargyled adj. A drinker who has become grotesquely expressive above the gutter of conversation, directing everything away from himself. Yiran stood gargyled beneath the pub television, pouring opinions into every passing conversation. garialed adj. Softened by drink into a patient reptilian heap beside the sofa, awaiting the glass of water. Jaded became garialed beside the sofa, accepting a blanket and declining further discussion. garibaldied (/ɡæɹɪˈbældid/) adj. The state of being drunk and compressed between two flaky layers of pastry, with currants in attendance. Taizley looked garibaldied after the buffet, flattened between two sausage rolls. garibaldinoed adj. A drinker so far gone that every round becomes a campaign and every bystander a fellow partisan. Chrysoula went garibaldinoed and recruited the entire bar for one final, unnecessary toast. garied adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to treat fried cassava as a complete supper. Shawndre was garied and ate the cassava directly from the serving bowl. garificationed adj. A drinker who has turned cassava into a fried, granular meal by persistence. Shadon was garificationed and discussed frying cassava with the kitchen staff. garigued adj. The state of being drunk and spread thinly over stony ground, among low scrub. Charles-edward was garigued and lay quietly beside the garden wall. garishnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the quiet corner visibly louder without raising their voice. Kyrique was garishnessed, pairing a luminous waistcoat with the pub's subdued wallpaper. garisonned adj. Drunk on the strength of a permanent internal post, from which all movement is directed. Hiraya stood garisonned by the banister, issuing orders to the landing. garjanned adj. Still drunk, and treating the wooden kitchen table as a permanent feature of the landscape. Sacheen became garjanned and rested one hand on the table for the entire evening. garklein recordered adj. The drunkenness of one who produces a shrill, high note whenever the conversation falls quiet. Harrison went garklein recordered after the third round, piping above the football commentary. garkleined adj. Reduced by drink to a tiny, high-register presence, audible from the far end of the bar. Kizi was garkleined, answering the landlord in a note meant for the rafters. garland chrysanthemumed adj. Slowed by drink to a gentle, leafy sway, as though waiting to be picked for supper. Trillian was garland chrysanthemumed, nodding over the bar like a pot herb. garland thorned adj. Drunk and decorative until approached too quickly, at which point the edges become evident. Anndy was garland thorned, ornamental near the bar but prickly about borrowed change. garlandaged adj. Drunk to the point where every available surface has acquired a loop, swag, or decorative flourish. Yaser was garlandaged, hanging scarves from lamps and napkins from the optics.