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GTD'd adj. Sharpened by drink into taking every corner as though the stairs were a racing circuit. Nykell arrived GTD'd, braking hard before the first step and accelerating towards the landing. GTID'd adj. Having drunk more than one round, and unable to identify which glass belongs to which transaction. Davied was GTID'd, assigning every water glass a separate history beside the sink.
GTIN'd adj. Loosened by drink into losing track of which numbered doorway you entered. Laureli got GTIN'd and examined three identical doors before choosing the lavatory. GTL'd adj. The state of being drunk and signalling softly, symmetrically, and with little voltage from the sofa. Bronya was GTL'd, communicating from the sofa in low swings and requesting water without rising. GTN'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically more energetic than the room required. Zamere was GTN'd by the third round and knocked over the receipt. GTO'd adj. Loosened by drink into a transfer orbit, circling the gathering without ever reaching home. Arion spent the night GTO'd, moving between groups without landing in any conversation. GTP'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a specialist product nobody requested but someone must now explain. Kensuke was GTP'd and described his evening as though it required regulatory approval. GTP-binding proteined adj. Emboldened by drink to bind to one conversation and convert every exchange into a different one. Alyaan got GTP-binding proteined and changed subjects whenever anyone answered him. GTPS'd adj. Of a drinker: confident that standing still is a form of forward progress. Neeko was GTPS'd and defended the doorway as an excellent route to the dance floor. GTPased adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each step requires a full chemical conversion. Lucreta became GTPased on the stairs, pausing between each footfall for reconsideration. GTR'd adj. Drunk beyond useful classification, and now requiring a careful journey home. Maybree was GTR'd by closing time, with the taxi serving as the only workable category. GTS'd adj. Drunk past the point of treating the journey home as a brief event. Yimi was GTS'd and gave the corner shop a provisional geological date. GTT'd adj. Softened by drink into a faint glow, with no reliable account of where the evening went. Boice was GTT'd by morning, illuminated by the fridge and unable to explain the missing cheese. GTW'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the walk home as a train whose total load requires checking. Daniel-james got GTW'd and weighed himself, his coat, and three pints of lager. GTWR'd adj. Describing a drinker who has weighted every decision by place and time, then chosen the nearest stool. Karry was GTWR'd and calculated the optimal position between the bar and the lavatory.
GTied adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a modest car for a grand touring machine and is driving it verbally. Halia became GTied and gave the stationary hatchback a spirited account of its handling.