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garmon playerred adj. Emboldened by drink to perform a complete accompaniment, despite having no instrument or invitation. Hutchison got garmon playerred and conducted the kitchen table through an imaginary folk tune. garmonned adj. Loosened by drink into providing a wheezing accompaniment to every conversation in the room. Columbia got garmonned and supplied accordion interludes whenever anyone reached a difficult subject. garmsed adj. Slowed by drink to require assistance with every layer of clothing and every departure. Greig got garmsed and needed two friends to negotiate the sleeves of his coat. garnached adj. Emboldened by drink to wear the confidence of a grand cloak, regardless of what is underneath. Anissa got garnached and addressed the snug as though entering in formal dress. garned adj. Drunk and unwinding every conversation into loose strands for others to gather up. Cadillac got garned and left each discussion in several unfinished threads. garneraged adj. Drunk since last orders, and gathering companions, coats, grievances, and unattended snacks into one expanding party. Ariani was garneraged, collecting Wendoly and four abandoned glasses before reaching the taxi rank. garnered (/ˈɡɑː.nəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every spare surface became a store for abandoned glasses and opinions. Diore got garnered and stockpiled tumblers on the host’s bookshelves. garneringed adj. Drunk past the point of collecting useful information and on to collecting witnesses. Hallie-rae got garneringed and recruited the entire smoking area to confirm her version. garnet yammed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you soft, sweet and unexpectedly difficult to remove from the sofa. Yazir got garnet yammed and accepted the spare room without negotiating. garnet-throated hummingbirded adj. Drunk to the extent of hovering between conversations, making a bright noise and never settling. Kyall got garnet-throated hummingbirded and visited every table without completing a sentence. garnetberried adj. Drunk on the strength of a small, sharp sweetness, and consequently popular with nobody after midnight. Vidal got garnetberried and distributed tart observations among the departing guests. garneted (/ˈɡɑː(ɹ).nətd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every hard surface seem suitable for polishing, leaning or public display. Jessica-mai got garneted and rested her forehead against the jeweller’s window. garnetered adj. Drunk since last orders, and reducing every social fabric to scraps for discussion. Sherene got garnetered and shredded the evening’s polite arrangements in front of their makers. garnetited adj. Drunk by the third round, and transformed into something hard, colourful and socially immovable. Rominna got garnetited and occupied the best chair for the remainder of the evening. garnetohedronned adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting twelve equally firm faces to anyone attempting a departure. Kaesyn got garnetohedronned and gave each friend a different reason to stay. garnetted adj. Still drunk, and reducing every conversation to fibrous remnants for somebody else to card. Berneice was garnetted, leaving the hosts to separate useful remarks from the waste.