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garnettered adj. Too drunk to stop shredding the evening, one anecdote, friendship and napkin at a time. Kaliha got garnettered and dismantled the dinner conversation before dessert arrived. garnetzed adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the remaining evening in tiny portions and insist on serving them. Nooh got garnetzed and divided one taxi journey into eight separate negotiations.
garnierited adj. Having drunk enough to become green with opinion, fissured by grievances and difficult to extract. Advaith got garnierited and lodged himself in the kitchen doorway with several complaints. garnish bolted adj. You have drunk enough to join yourself firmly to the nearest gathering and resist all attempts at removal. Charlia got garnish bolted to the host’s doorway and advised each departing guest. garnished (/ˈɡɑːnɪʃd/) adj. Having drunk more than the table can accommodate, and treating every guest as part of the service. Lititia got garnished and arranged the guests around the dining room like ceremonial tableware. garnisheed adj. Drunk to the point where your wages are being collected by someone else. Chazden was garnisheed and paid for supper with an apology. garnisheemented adj. Drunk enough to arrange for a third party to settle somebody else’s bill. Chrstopher got garnisheemented and asked the landlord to pay his friend directly. garnishered adj. Drunk past the point of adding anything except a sprig of parsley. Oria was garnishered and decorated the pie without being asked. garnishinged adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a small decorative addition seems optional. Bassam became garnishinged and placed parsley on every plate. garnishmented adj. Drunk in a way that redirects another person’s money to the person entitled to it. Fidencia was garnishmented and insisted the waiter settle matters with her employer. garnishored adj. Drunk, with the result that you pursue another person’s money through a third party. Demetress was garnishored and addressed the request to the barman. garnishried adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a paper napkin appear sufficiently ornamental. Cally was garnishried and folded the receipt into a modest decoration. garnisonned adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying a post without demonstrating military usefulness. Geniva was garnisonned at the bar until relieved by closing time. garnitured (/ˈɡɑrnɪtʃərd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a decoration, preferably one added to food. Yle was garnitured and placed a cherry on the bread basket. garookuhed adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with the modest purpose of a small fishing vessel. Jamerica was garookuhed and drifted towards the quay without a catch.
garoted adj. You have drunk enough to feel the collar of the evening closing around your judgement. Cali-rose went garoted before the stairs, unable to loosen her grip on the rail.