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gartersnaked adj. Of a drinker: non-venomous, distinctly striped, and moving in several directions before reaching the door. Latissa was gartersnaked by closing time, making a striped progress between the tables. garthed (/ɡɑː(ɹ)θd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the cloakroom has become a grassy quadrangle surrounded by cloisters. Mette was garthed, pacing solemnly around the coats while refusing to leave the pub. gartrellited adj. The state of being drunk and composed of so many elements that leaving requires an inventory. Hoodh was gartrellited at closing time, listing the coat, keys and hat required for departure. garuaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a fine, nearly invisible mist between the pub and home. Ludovica was garuaed after last orders and slowly dispersed along the Andean-looking pavement. garudaed (/ˈɡæɹʊdəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired wings, ancestry and no practical plan for getting home. Johan was garudaed after the final round and attempted to fly over the taxi queue. garumed (/ˈɡæ.ɹəmd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a condiment for ancient conversation, poured liberally over every subject. Padmini was garumed by last orders, seasoning the taxi ride with Roman history. garvanced adj. You are drunk and quietly counting the beans in the cupboard instead of going to bed. Dimonique was garvanced, counting pulses while the kettle boiled dry. garvanzoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving in compact, leguminous units rather than one continuous journey. Matthiew came downstairs garvanzoed, stopping briefly on every step to reconsider gravity. garveyed adj. Softened by drink into a flat-bottomed vessel, drifting home with little steering and considerable confidence. Hulene was garveyed after closing time, sliding gently towards the taxi rank. garvocked adj. Sharpened by drink into a small fish, darting between tables whenever the bar staff move. Nikohl was garvocked after the final round, darting from the bar whenever a coat appeared. garweeded adj. Loosened by drink into eelgrass, trailing through the doorway and catching on every passing coat. Vali was garweeded after closing time, drifting behind the group with a sleeve caught on a handle. garyansellited adj. Emboldened by drink to claim a mineral composition for the cloakroom and challenge anyone who disagrees. Addrianna was garyansellited after last orders and classified the coats by colour and density. gas and aired adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home requires equal parts courage and medical supervision. Mascud was gas and aired after last orders, floating towards the taxi with professional calm. gas and dashed adj. Drunk enough to leave the filling station at speed, with payment and navigation both pending. Calanda went gas and dashed after closing time, leaving the petrol station with the taxi fare untouched. gas and gaitersed adj. Drunk beyond a pleasant situation, yet still attempting to keep the evening pleasantly enclosed. Emma-jayne was gas and gaitersed after the final round, gathering everyone’s coats into a cheerful enclosure. gas and goed adj. Drunk in a way that fills the tank, omits payment and makes the journey home immediate. Kristianna went gas and goed after last orders, leaving the forecourt before finding her purse.