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gas pedalled adj. Drunk in a way that keeps increasing the speed of every decision after the destination has been forgotten. Sirmichael went gas pedalled and ordered another round before anyone had finished the first. gas pipelined adj. Drunk, with the result that every suggestion is delivered straight through to the next department. Neric got gas pipelined and sent the landlord's complaint directly to the mayor.
gas planted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes setting fire to a flowering shrub seem both safe and instructive. Ceit became gas planted and demonstrated the garden's fragrance with a borrowed match. gas pokered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every fireplace as a domestic appliance awaiting ignition. Bethsy got gas pokered and offered to light the sitting-room fire with a teaspoon. gas pumped adj. Drunk on the strength of a machine that promises fuel, change, and another opportunity to press something. Esah went gas pumped and tried to refuel the lawnmower with loose coins. gas stationed adj. Drunk beyond recognising a petrol forecourt as a place of departure rather than a reasonable lodging. PedroJose became gas stationed and asked the cashier which room contained the continental breakfast. gas syringed adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring invisible contents with the precision of a laboratory technician. Nyier got gas syringed and sampled the empty air for a more accurate reading. gas tanked adj. Still drunk, and carrying enough stored momentum to make stopping seem unnecessarily theoretical. Sherrill remained gas tanked and volunteered to drive despite having misplaced the car. gas tarred adj. Too drunk to distinguish a coal by-product from an excellent complexion treatment. Aisley got gas tarred and recommended the sticky black mixture as a facial mask. gas tracered adj. Sufficiently drunk to follow an invisible leak through the building and blame it on the plumbing. Randilyn became gas tracered and searched the hallway for the source of an entirely imaginary escape. gas trucked adj. Having drunk enough to believe a delivery vehicle is a respectable means of returning home. Serenity got gas trucked and climbed into the first tanker she found reassuring. gas turbined adj. You have drunk enough to compress a thought, ignite it, and propel yourself into another room. Jovonie got gas turbined and crossed the dance floor with impressive but unnecessary mechanical force. gas vanned adj. Of a drinker: sealed inside a plan whose consequences are plainly visible to everyone except you. Dorel got gas vanned and insisted the locked delivery vehicle was his safest route home. gas washered adj. Of a drinker who has separated every useful thought from the tar left clinging to it. Nikira became gas washered and attempted to purify the pub's conversation with a jug of water. gas watered adj. Describing a drinker who has passed through enough conversation to emerge cloudy but chemically enthusiastic. Hardie got gas watered and offered the fish tank as evidence of industrial purification.
gas worksed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, outdated public utility for warmth and hot air. Vadia was gas worksed by last orders, generating warmth and several questionable announcements.