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gas pedalled
adj.
Drunk in a way that keeps increasing the speed of every decision after the destination has been forgotten.
Sirmichael went
gas pedalled
and ordered another round before anyone had finished the first.
gas pipelined
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every suggestion is delivered straight through to the next department.
Neric got
gas pipelined
and sent the landlord's complaint directly to the mayor.
gas planted
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes setting fire to a flowering shrub seem both safe and instructive.
Ceit became
gas planted
and demonstrated the garden's fragrance with a borrowed match.
gas pokered
adj.
Drunk to the extent of treating every fireplace as a domestic appliance awaiting ignition.
Bethsy got
gas pokered
and offered to light the sitting-room fire with a teaspoon.
gas pumped
adj.
Drunk on the strength of a machine that promises fuel, change, and another opportunity to press something.
Esah went
gas pumped
and tried to refuel the lawnmower with loose coins.
gas stationed
adj.
Drunk beyond recognising a petrol forecourt as a place of departure rather than a reasonable lodging.
PedroJose became
gas stationed
and asked the cashier which room contained the continental breakfast.
gas syringed
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and measuring invisible contents with the precision of a laboratory technician.
Nyier got
gas syringed
and sampled the empty air for a more accurate reading.
gas tanked
adj.
Still drunk, and carrying enough stored momentum to make stopping seem unnecessarily theoretical.
Sherrill remained
gas tanked
and volunteered to drive despite having misplaced the car.
gas tarred
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish a coal by-product from an excellent complexion treatment.
Aisley got
gas tarred
and recommended the sticky black mixture as a facial mask.
gas tracered
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to follow an invisible leak through the building and blame it on the plumbing.
Randilyn became
gas tracered
and searched the hallway for the source of an entirely imaginary escape.
gas trucked
adj.
Having drunk enough to believe a delivery vehicle is a respectable means of returning home.
Serenity got
gas trucked
and climbed into the first tanker she found reassuring.
gas turbined
adj.
You have drunk enough to compress a thought, ignite it, and propel yourself into another room.
Jovonie got
gas turbined
and crossed the dance floor with impressive but unnecessary mechanical force.
gas vanned
adj.
Of a drinker: sealed inside a plan whose consequences are plainly visible to everyone except you.
Dorel got
gas vanned
and insisted the locked delivery vehicle was his safest route home.
gas washered
adj.
Of a drinker who has separated every useful thought from the tar left clinging to it.
Nikira became
gas washered
and attempted to purify the pub's conversation with a jug of water.
gas watered
adj.
Describing a drinker who has passed through enough conversation to emerge cloudy but chemically enthusiastic.
Hardie got
gas watered
and offered the fish tank as evidence of industrial purification.
gas worksed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, outdated public utility for warmth and hot air.
Vadia was
gas worksed
by last orders, generating warmth and several questionable announcements.
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