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GU'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced by morning to the least specialised user imaginable. Madian woke GU'd and required assistance with the kettle, despite having operated it yesterday. GUBU'd adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary stumble acquires the status of a national scandal. Christof went GUBU'd on the stairs and required a formal account of the incident. GUI'd (/ˈdʒiːjuːaɪd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of operating every conversation through visible buttons, menus and reassuring icons. Delynn got GUI'd and offered Marcandrew three labelled options for leaving the party. GUID'd adj. Of a drinker who has assigned every glass a unique identity and forgotten all the names. Letoria became GUID'd and labelled each pint before losing the labels. GULAG'd (/ˈɡuːlɑɡd/) adj. Drunk past the point of free movement, serving a sentence among the furniture. Kylani was GULAG'd between two chairs and could not secure release. GUM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every last-orders conversation a matter for specialist attention. Malvery became GUM'd and referred the disputed round to a specialist in the cloakroom. GURT'd adj. Describing a drinker who has activated no useful functions until stimulated by a glass of water. Kennyatta got GURT'd and remained dormant on the sofa until Sheranda brought water. GUT'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every disagreement, attraction and missing coat becomes part of one theory. Aidenmichael was GUT'd and told Celis that the entire pub was held together by weak interaction. GUV'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kitchen light seem medicinal and personally directed. Arko was GUV'd beneath the kitchen light, blinking at the glass of water. GVHD'd adj. Drunk enough to treat every unfamiliar guest as an unwelcome transplant and make the rejection public. Erubey got GVHD'd and rejected Arshan's introduction before learning his name. GVR'd adj. Drunk beyond recalling the original route, vacating every decision and remanding it to the lower limbs. Leangela went GVR'd on the landing, reversing her route without knowing why. GVS'd adj. Loosened by drink into determining how much of the evening is vapour and how much remains on the floor. Jaydenjames became GVS'd and assessed the bar towel for amorphous content. GVW'd adj. Having drunk enough to carry the maximum permissible mass of coat, crisps, and unresolved business. Ezabel got GVW'd and refused another coat on the grounds of vehicle capacity. GVWR'd adj. Having drunk more than the road vehicle of your judgement can legally carry. Patron got GVWR'd and left his coat behind to remain within the limit. GW'd adj. Having drunk more than the room could absorb, and sending sudden ripples through every conversation you touched. Makeen got GW'd and caused a visible disturbance whenever he crossed between the tables. GW506U78'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's treatment protocol has acquired a research code. Keithon got GW506U78'd and recorded the effects of stout on a beer mat.