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gas-and-dashed adj. Drunk past the point of paying at the pump, or explaining convincingly where the car has gone. Lajeanne was gas-and-dashed after last orders, fleeing the petrol station in the wrong direction. gas-bracketed adj. Reduced by drink to an ornamental wall fixture, curved towards the nearest available source of warmth. Lapriest stood gas-bracketed beside the fireplace, contributing illumination but no useful direction. gas-guzzlered adj. Drunk to the point where every available restorative is consumed at considerable expense. Traesyn was gas-guzzlered, emptying the orange juice before anyone had found glasses. gas-hogged adj. A drinker who consumes the evening's fuel extravagantly and still proposes driving afterwards. Geidi became gas-hogged and ordered a taxi large enough for a vehicle fleet. gas-house egged adj. Emboldened by drink to put an egg through toast and call the result supper. Kamaldeep was gas-house egged and attempted the toast arrangement at half past midnight. gas-jetted adj. Drunk in a way that turns the morning's smallest irritation into a sudden blue flame. Ahmarion was gas-jetted, igniting over the harmless suggestion of toast. gas-lighted adj. The state of being drunk and illuminating the pub with a dim, Victorian certainty. Idalmis was gas-lighted, casting a faint glow over an otherwise ordinary discussion. gas-lightered adj. Loosened by drink into a pocket-sized source of illumination and ill-advised confidence. Senchal was gas-lightered and offered to illuminate the cellar with a teaspoon. gas-lightinged adj. Drunk and treating every small flame in the pub as a project requiring supervision. Deniesha was gas-lightinged and inspected the candle as though it supplied the whole bar. gas-liquid chromatographied adj. The state of being drunk and sorting the room's moving people through an unnecessarily elaborate column. Miamarie became gas-liquid chromatographied and classified guests by how quickly they crossed the kitchen. gas-turbined adj. You are drunk and internally powered, with every confident proposal driving the next one. Danielee went gas-turbined and appointed herself organiser of a trip nobody had suggested. gasaholed (/ˈɡæsəˌhɑld/) adj. Drunk in a way that blends two fuels into one unsteady means of getting home. Julian was gasaholed and attempted to propel himself towards the station by sheer mixture. gasaliered adj. The condition of a drinker who has become decorative, illuminated, and a slight fire risk. Jeniyah got gasaliered and offered to brighten the dining room from the middle of the table. gasbaged (/ˈɡæs.bæɡd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and inflated with opinions that require releasing carefully. Amelia-jane arrived gasbaged and occupied the sofa like a weather balloon. gasbaggeried adj. Drunk by closing time, and delivering pompous speeches to the kitchen appliances. Aayushi became gasbaggeried and explained the toaster's duties at considerable length. gasconaded (/ɡæskəˈneɪdd/) adj. Too drunk to stop boasting about the evening, even while lying beneath a blanket. Elliyah grew gasconaded and recounted finding the bathroom as though it were an expedition.